things you'll never hear on MN

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" Just stick with him, he'll change eventually"

Inspired by another thread, what advice, response you never hear on mn?

I'm come here to make other people feel bad just for fun

"My DH doesn't pay a penny in maintenance to his ex wife."

Of course you shouldn't talk to your DH, just hint at him. I'm sure he'll get it.

Stop pretending to care,you're just nebby asking for updates please

Your tofu surprise in the lunchbox it's gets binned and your wean pines for kitkat

I hear that on mn all the time, you say it :o

Re the do a pregnancy test in the privacy of your own bathroom. I thought this was an anonymous forum.

Look cut to the juicy bits,they're all feigning interest,are you going to LTB

" if you can't afford it, take out a payday loan! "

"My gawjus princess did her first poo-poo on her sparkly pink potty today, I've added a photo to my profile so you can all see. :) Clever bubba! I'm such a proud mummy!"

Your landlord can wait a couple of weeks, your responsibility is to put food on the table TONIGHT!

"I'm sure I speak for every taxpayer on here when I say quit your job and have another dc!"

Of course you should formula feed if you want to. Nobody will judge you or insinuate that you shouldn't.

Pop out get some formula,buy some fags whilst you're at it.help you relax

I've posted pictures of wee delilah-daisy-doodaah on my profile in her make up,tiara,ready for the lil ho show

Don't you just LOVE Per Una?

scottishmummy lol at formula and fags

Frusso

I found a shopping list and I'm not going to post it online because it's boring and pointless, and it's irrelevant whether ham is included.

Frusso

Oh especially the stuff in the shape of a bear. Classy that

YANBU to take drugs such as MDMA or smoke some weed as opposed to that awful legal stuff, alcohol

Dawn French isn't that funny
Idris Elba he's no great shakes looks wise
Cleggy he is trustworthy man