to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

[BriansWife]

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

hahaha. Am halfway through the original thread. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.
I love love love Mn.

Please let the OP be someone at MNHQ

Hi, I've just joined, and I'm happy to back up Brian's wife. Brian is a really talented therapist, and really changed my life. I've been having regular sessions with him.

Yoni the Tiger (Grrrrrrrreat)

Works a week in hand. Love it.

Not to be picky or anything, but I'm sure Brian specifically said that he'd only recently heard about yoni massages on a thread on MN just the other day. Just wondering how he could've managed to give his wife 'many' massages in such a short period of time... [detective smiley]

BriansWife, how much free time do you have?!

"I've been having regular sessions with him."

PMSL

17 years minge fiddling experience and £80, that must be one Hull of a fingering. I don't think my common old Yoni is worthy of such expert attention.

Yeah why not

Yoni live once...

Yoni bare bear

Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's

Surely the pural is yonii

Could there be anything worse, following a traumatic birth than a dirty pervert Brian from Hull massaging the north, south, east and west of your Yoni?

If it's all the same to you I'll pass, thanks very much!

I will never be able to think of the film title "The life of Brian" again without thinking of yonis.....

Hahahaha a yoni! I've not logged in for ages, but this made me lol.

"Becky's happy ending"

PMSL.

OP, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sorry can't fetch Becky, she lives 3 streets away.

I've lurked on MN for a while, that's why I advised Brian to post in Style and Beauty, after reading on here about some of you not changing your knickers very often and even such things as sootikins. I thought the ladies on S&B might have cleaner yonis.

Are people objecting to the yoni massage in general, or just the price? For example, if MrsBrian came forth laden with BOGOF special offers or advertising a 20% discount on a Monday afternoon, would the wrath of Mumsnet be calmed?

(I had to stop reading the other thread after 17/33 pages at the time - all the laughing was giving me Braxton Hicks!)

Squoosh, brian doesn't judge yonis. He treats them all as things of worth, and I really think that you are doing yourself a disservice to deny your yoni in this way.

Dear Brian's wife please don't be upset by us pisstakers mnetters. We are proud that your husband was noble and brave enough to over to slip the finger to random women for £80 while their husbands watch. If my husband had offered such a kind service he would however been denied access to my own yoni and it might be bleach rather than feminine waters which cascaded upon him. Maybe he could half his price for the first few -victims-- volunteers (cough) - got a little bit of sick in my mouth. Then with a few positive references business would be booming in no time!

This is getting wierder.

Hiya!