to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

[BriansWife]

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

I want Brian, Brian's Wife and their Yoni, in for a web chat.

Squoosh I think the DH in attendance would be offered a nice refreshing hand shandy.

I'm wondering if he'll be considering back door massage next - after all if he wants to expand his client list - that is certainly one way. What a variety .

Tell me, could Brian be depressed at all and could this be why he feels the need to finger your friends?

So he only charges his travel expenses?
Have yoni, will travel to hull

Yoni no dae that?

Hahaha No Land I'm holding out for the noughts and crosses crisps... But don't let me hold you back! ;)

I have received so many PMs I am afraid Brian is fully booked until the beginning of June now so although many of you are mocking there are plenty of others sensible enough to want to experience what Becky and I have!

Lauriefairycake, I really do think that is out of order. Isthis what mumsnetters do, cast aspersions on the behaviour of kind and generous couples?

Stop slagging of Brian he has changed my life!

Not so sure about the depression, after all he has been proactive in marketing his services and that can be difficult with depression. I think he suffers from a chronic lack of self esteem and is trying to raise it by offering such a unique service.

For the love of God WHERE IS THE ORIGINAL THREAD?

Not all us spend all day on MN :(

Oooo he could use them BT hotspots for his wifi, the outdoor possibilities are endless......

Holy crap.

I had a 'traumatic birth' and I can promise you that if Brian had come within 10 feet of my yoni I'd have stabbed him in the heart.

Serially wtaf!

It's alright thanks, Suzy, DH can service my yoni!

Very happy to 'cast aspersions' you weird threesome of fishy fingered fruit loops

I'm sad to hear he is fully booked. I'll see if Frank from Farnborough who performs felching is free.

It's gone to Classics!

Exercising in green spaces iz zary good for depression

Has Sharon married a Brian?

Laurie, im sensing that your quite defensive. I think that your yoni needs release.

Maybe he'll use one of the BT hotspots for wifi but click on the strange characters and then he will be forever saying "I don't know where I am" - perhaps we can but hope?

It's in classics. Brilliant.

I've been to Paradise
But I've never been to Hull

Perhaps you could help with the admin for the product test? It'll yoni take a few minutes...

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