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AIBU?

to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

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BriansWife · 11/04/2013 20:34

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

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BriansWife · 12/04/2013 14:14

Both the spiritual and physical state of the yoni, e.g. Becky's yoni had suffered both physically and spiritually.

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AnAirOfHope · 12/04/2013 14:22

What does he offer men?

twitchno1 · 12/04/2013 14:25

I dont log on here much but if all the threads are like this one, i will be on every day!!!!! I am laughing so much im crying!!!! 😂

GinandYonic · 12/04/2013 14:26

he whups it Lingham style

BriansWife · 12/04/2013 14:32

Brian offers men a tantric massage but confines himself to backs, shoulders and necks as he found many men to be uncomfortable with the idea of him touching their lingam.

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LibertineLover · 12/04/2013 14:35

Does he bring these women to orgasm Brians wife?? Are you alright with that?

YoniTime · 12/04/2013 14:45

I heard that there is nothing sexual about massaging someone's yoni to orgasm, Libertine.

BriansWife · 12/04/2013 14:56

LibertineLover earlier on in the thread I explained that it would be selfish of me to deny other women the chance to benefit from Brian's skills. It is more than simply giving them an orgasm anyway, surely they could do that themselves? It is a deeply spiritual experience.

Brian's back from his work at the docks and having a rest before embarking on this evening's activities and I really must turn off this computer now and get on with some housework. I never thought I would find the world of MN so strangely addictive.

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SauvignonBlanche · 12/04/2013 14:58

Does Brian travel any further that 50 miles from Hull?

SueFawley · 12/04/2013 15:07

Is he in the attic?

glossyflower · 12/04/2013 15:13

If a group of 10 can gather in one place Brian will offer a 50% discount. However, depending on the state of the yoni it can take some time for the sacred waters to be released, so please allow 2 hours per person and Brian will need a 15 minute break between clients, and coffee

Wow, he's got stamina too! A group of ten allowing 2 hours per person AND 15 mins between each, that's about a 22 and a half hour Yoni marathon!!

KareninsGirl · 12/04/2013 15:22

This thread has reminded me of this:

"I'm Brian, and so is my wife!"

Maryz · 12/04/2013 16:41

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Oblomov · 12/04/2013 16:45

Bwian. He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

fallon8 · 12/04/2013 16:52

The name Brian and tantric yoni.dont seem to be a match do they?

KareninsGirl · 12/04/2013 16:54

Well, put them together and you get 'briony'...

Quite a charming name IMO.

:)

fallon8 · 12/04/2013 16:57

Just read the original post..Blimey,all that and he just needs a coffee? Does he travel? I live in Scotland....

CajaDeLaMemoria · 12/04/2013 17:04

Karenins I was going to legally change my name to Briony.

I think I might give it a miss, although Yoni is now a contender...

KareninsGirl · 12/04/2013 17:06

caja, how about 'Briyoni' as a compromise?

ItsYoniYappy · 12/04/2013 17:13

Someone stole my Flying pickets NN

I knew I should have took it there unlike some I cannot sit on here all day

because my mum was coming and she think I am an MN addict

infamouspoo · 12/04/2013 17:21

22 hour yoni marathon

IthoughtATMwasacashpoint · 12/04/2013 20:41

I'm surprised he doesn't suffer from RSI

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edwinbear · 12/04/2013 23:38

BriansWife I am currently recovering from yoni surgery. My consultant tells me my yoni may be tight for a while, is this something Brian could help with? How would he feel about discovering the odd stray undissolved yoni stitch?

OhDearNigel · 13/04/2013 00:22

does anyone remember the lingham massage episode of sex and the city where they go to the tantric workshop ?

Blokeinadress · 09/10/2023 08:10

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