to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

[BriansWife]

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

[monkeyfacegrace]

No, this isnt real. He isnt really called Brian!
is he?

[PseudoBadger]

I reckon many a 14 year old could offer Brian's expertise

[NorthernLurker]

May I suggest you get in touch with Shona Sibary and Amanda Holden Brian'swife? They feel similarly about mumsnet and, as busy working mums, no doubt would also be interested in his services.

[Flossiechops]

Hahahahahaha!! Fab! So glad Becky's yoni is all fixed thanks to Brian's techniques. Uh er misses!

[Branleuse]

[shellyf]

right

[BriansWife]

Unfortunately, we are on a low income and Brian has to charge some money to cover his travelling expenses.

[Morgause]

Of course Trudi Styler has a yoni she married Sting.

[andadietcoke]

Oh. Brilliant. Lucky, lucky Becky's Yoni to have benefitted from such attention. So glad to hear about her happy ending.

[Tee2072]

[Forwardscatter]

I want to hear from Becky.

[TheYoniOneIKnow]

17 years studying minge?


Arf.

[PhyllisDoris]

OP - do you REALLY not mind your DH mucking about in other women's yonis? I can't say I'd be overjoyed if I were you.

[BloominMarvellous]

I think seeing my yoni should be payment enough. Even DP isn't that honoured! Tis a sacred yoni!!!

[Maat]

I know a woman named Yoni.

I have learnt something today on MN.

[BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM]

Just to point out, this Brian, it ain't me.

[squaresausage]

Health and happiness of yonis

Mine has a huge cheeser right now. Cheers!

[TheYoniOneIKnow]

Wow, Brian travels?
I'd just booked the EasyBus to Hull

[MarianaTrench]

Shouldn't that be Becky's happy finish?

[Lueji]

Should I be worried that if I google Yoni massage, the 5th link is to a MN thread?

[AnAirOfHope]

PMSL

[BriansBrain]

I am in no way associated to Brian and his yoni fiddling business.

[BloominMarvellous]

Arf at the easy bus!!!!!!!

[LaurieFairyCake]

Where does he travel to for £80?!

Do they do Ryanair from Hull?

£80 for a wank. That's 80 quid, FOR A WANK