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to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

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BriansWife · 11/04/2013 20:34

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

OP posts:
monkeyfacegrace · 11/04/2013 20:39

No, this isnt real. He isnt really called Brian!
is he?

PseudoBadger · 11/04/2013 20:39

I reckon many a 14 year old could offer Brian's expertise

NorthernLurker · 11/04/2013 20:39

May I suggest you get in touch with Shona Sibary and Amanda Holden Brian'swife? They feel similarly about mumsnet and, as busy working mums, no doubt would also be interested in his services.

Flossiechops · 11/04/2013 20:39

Hahahahahaha!! Fab! So glad Becky's yoni is all fixed thanks to Brian's techniques. Uh er misses!

Branleuse · 11/04/2013 20:39
shellyf · 11/04/2013 20:40

right

BriansWife · 11/04/2013 20:40

Unfortunately, we are on a low income and Brian has to charge some money to cover his travelling expenses.

OP posts:
Morgause · 11/04/2013 20:40

Of course Trudi Styler has a yoni she married Sting.

andadietcoke · 11/04/2013 20:40

Oh. Brilliant. Lucky, lucky Becky's Yoni to have benefitted from such attention. So glad to hear about her happy ending.

Tee2072 · 11/04/2013 20:40
Grin
Forwardscatter · 11/04/2013 20:40

I want to hear from Becky.

TheYoniOneIKnow · 11/04/2013 20:40

17 years studying minge?

Arf.

PhyllisDoris · 11/04/2013 20:41

OP - do you REALLY not mind your DH mucking about in other women's yonis? I can't say I'd be overjoyed if I were you.

BloominMarvellous · 11/04/2013 20:41

I think seeing my yoni should be payment enough. Even DP isn't that honoured! Tis a sacred yoni!!!

Maat · 11/04/2013 20:41

I know a woman named Yoni.

I have learnt something today on MN.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM · 11/04/2013 20:41

Just to point out, this Brian, it ain't me.

squaresausage · 11/04/2013 20:41

Health and happiness of yonis

Mine has a huge cheeser right now. Cheers! Grin

TheYoniOneIKnow · 11/04/2013 20:41

Wow, Brian travels?
I'd just booked the EasyBus to Hull Sad

MarianaTrench · 11/04/2013 20:41

Shouldn't that be Becky's happy finish?

Lueji · 11/04/2013 20:42

Should I be worried that if I google Yoni massage, the 5th link is to a MN thread?

Grin
AnAirOfHope · 11/04/2013 20:42

PMSL

BriansBrain · 11/04/2013 20:42

I am in no way associated to Brian and his yoni fiddling business.

BloominMarvellous · 11/04/2013 20:42

Arf at the easy bus!!!!!!! Grin

LaurieFairyCake · 11/04/2013 20:43

Where does he travel to for £80?!

Do they do Ryanair from Hull?

£80 for a wank. That's 80 quid, FOR A WANK

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