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to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

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BriansWife · 11/04/2013 20:34

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

RebeccaMumsnet · 11/04/2013 21:50

Erm, I'm Spartacus Becky but I haven't been to Hull lately.
However, I do know a Brian.

RebeccaMumsnet · 11/04/2013 21:53

Alas, no Katy. I am not that yoni, erm lucky Sad

RebeccaMumsnet · 11/04/2013 21:59

Brian has never and will never go anywhere near my yoni.
And for the record, I have impeccable personal hygiene
Grin

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