to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

[BriansWife]

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

I could have done with something to take my mind off the spinal failing when I had my last csection, unfortunately my yoni was the only part the spinal worked on

Ok

I am starting the cult Of Brian, I will be leading a delegation up to Hull shortly.

twinkles

I really want someone to change their NN to DonCorleYoni

Will this do?? Just posted on the other thread...

@ Doncorleyoni - the best yet; genius

IamFuckingBrian, or are you the lady who gave her name as Fanny on the booking form who weed on him last week. He told me he won't see her again as he was worried she was getting a crush on him which would interfere with her spiritual growth. He said the sacred waters were definately urine tinged as she realised something was up so he said it was come to spare any embarrassment.

What about lingham licker as a new name lol. Yonis getting milked.

Ummm Brian? You know how you massage the North, South, East and West? my yoni doesn't have a south

Is mine just a yon? Or maybe an oni?

QuickQuickSloe I can't believe your yoni is triangular????

@ Michealcorliyoni.

Yonis can never be milked too much Charlotte, Brian knows that.

I've thought of a new Yorkshire based name!

Well it's not a square!

Haven't read through completely yet, but am crying with laughter here and when I saw the words 'Bon Yoni Lyrics' in some else's post, I couldn't help but start singing:

'Woah, we're halfway there,
Woah, yoni on a prayer
Take my hand, well make it I swear,
Woah, yoni on a prayer.'

I'll get my coat.

sootikins!

TheYoniOneIKnow Your name is giving me a stitch

I'm amazed no one has renamed to ObeWanKeYoni yet!

Use the thumbs Brian. These are not the flaps you are looking for....

Good night all, I must go to bed now. Brian is already there waiting for me! Sweet dreams and look after your yonis!

May the tantric force be with you Brianswife

oh my fuck is this thread real? I'm going back to read it all right now

charlotte I dare you to google the phrase 'yonis getting milked'. I just dare you.

No, really, greensleeves reveal yourself now :o

Get some Rest Wife of Brian, the world will be knocking at your door tomorrow.

oh god lord, just finished reading this thread, it's hilarious!