to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

[BriansWife]

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

Revolting peasant I could have gone the rest of my life without learning about a squirting yoni don't know about you.

Mrs Brian maybe that's what happened to Ifuckbrian he milked her yoni with his lingham. It's real we've googled it.

This thread opitimises why i love mumsnet!!!!

Oh my god, I cannot go to bed because I am still crying with laughter after reading ALL these yoni threads!!! Awesome.

Plus the damn you autocorrect one had me in stitches... My sides hurt...

I can't google "Yonis getting milked" because I'm watching "Wonders of the Yoniverse" with the other famous Brian - Brian Cocks.

Been out all day just trying to catch up with all the Yoni threads. Am I going to be here all night?

" Am I going to be here all night?"

Who Yonni's?

Brian's answering machine message:

If you need milking, call me
No matter where in Hull you are
No matter how far
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

Listen, baby
Ain't no pubic mound high enough
Ain't no gusset gully low enough
Ain't no Yoni wide enough, baby
To keep me from thumbing you!

Please leave your name number and bus route after the Beep...

Beep!

Wally

Thats the BEST Yoni song, I have leaked whilst laughing and I will be off to see Brian.

Trust the Japanese to get there first! sorry Brian...

too much wally, vic falls here. where's brian when you need him

If anyone is coming to Hull here is a link from the visit east yorks website here is some Information

Love the first line,

If you think you know Hull think again :o

Wally that's a winner.

Your husband is a pervert.

Why are you all calling him a pervert? Isn't this normal behaviour for friends

This thread is amazing!

Brian's first celebrity clients

I've just been a little bit sick after clicking that link Wally.

Ahhh Mumsnet, I love thee.

Right... Arent linghams those berries at Ikea you get to disguise the horse meat?

Becky's happy ending.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sorry that you are on a low income BriansWife Can you claim benefits?

Hello BriansWife!

The Wife of Brian is here?

Squeeeeaaaaal

They have many friends with benefits.

Thank you BriansWife for offering your DH services.
Sorry, I'm not interested. My DH has been practising the same thing for more than 20 year and it good at that
Though he does not call it yoni, massage or tantric.

(I'm not advertising!!!! just boasting about.)