MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

I am much much younger than you Hully, so I went as a child and very disgruntled teen.

That is possibly worse

If Centre Parcs = anal sex, how about Butlins?

dogging

Travelodges = quick shag. I...er...heard about that one.
Camping site = ?

I left a charming young family totally traumatised on the very first day of their holiday.
It was their fault they should of coughed politely or rattled the canvas on the tent.

Butlins seems to say 'fumble' to me.

I went to centre parks once.

After arriving I spent the entire 5 days in. drunken stupor. I made DH take the kids to do things.

It was quite possibly the worst experience of my life.

I am going to EuroCamp next year.

What the fuck goes on at EuroCamp?

I do have a very high tolerance for this sort of shizz. I quite enjoy a Haven.

And CentreParcs? I thought they were ok?

It will be ok Honey we will have a nice time

What have you done now hully

And where have you done it?

Pontins OTOH sounds a tad more pokery.

On a thread called "AIBU to be sad that brighton..."

ill-judged and saddened

Ah. I looked at that thread. And then went away.

I note the huge amount of fuck you're giving there Hulls :)

well really

the word DISINGENUOUS comes to mind but it always gets deleted.

Hully stop being norty on other people's vair serious head-shakey threads of sadness.

S'not nice. S'ffensive.

I have a new acronym

SHS

to add to all my marvellous coinages: Frothing Berserkers, RTFT, Po

I am like a one woman lexicon machine