MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

I do not believe in giant fannybums.i think they are just a made up thing to stop children farting.
'stop that Felicity or you will end up with a gnormous fannybum and then the wind changes and you will stay like that and will die in an horrific blow back accident on fireworks night'

My fannybum is a weapon of mass destruction..

Scottish people are cold.

Except when they are in Benidorm. It's quite warm there.

Oh Paggy, you're so funny

Hows your day been madam Pag?

I didn't believe they were possible, until was me wandering around with that big old flappy windsock.

I go away for several hours under duress to feed the brats five minutes and come back to:

Flying testicles
Cold Scottish people (except on holiday)
Benders in buns
And fanny fart quiche.

Gotta Lurve MN.

Absy - dh says the only thing me and Miss Trixie have in common is that neither of us want to work in an office.

I have wikipediaed her and apparently she has senile dementia.

Huh

A fannybum quiche sounds fantabulous.

I've had a lovely day thank you Honey and Ds2 and DD are taking me out for supper too. Ds2 wants to go now - before DD actually gets home

aaaaw. Are you going somewhere nice and can you imbibe vino?

I had two bums after giving birth to DS.

It was not good.

I've gone back to just the one now

It's a fucker keeping worra out.

2 bums and 1 fanjo. Just to clarify.

Two bums and a fanjo?

A ha!

Mercy me!

Why is MN so strange at the minute?

Do we have any volunteers so we can appoint some bouncers?

I've darted into my fanjo. That's not so bad, it's when the fart bubbles up your fanjo lips so they wetly slap back together again that it then sounds like you've massively shat yourself.

Sometimes I deliberately queef and angle it for the above effect to distract/wind up dh. Aibu? Do I have a problem?

Two bums and a fanjo. The least successful Richard Curtis movie.

Hahaha.
You've darted into your fanjo? Like a startled woodland creature?

Yy Honey.i intend to drink heavily and eat huge amounts. I'm old. We're allowed.

@ Pag and HB too

chesty what like "you're not wearing boden and eating pom you're not coming in

Cool!

Glad to see the magic is not dead, Lady Raincorn

Goddamn fucking phone. How can it know shitprawn and not let me do farted? Although I may well have startled a small woodland creature with the noise. I hope it didn't go up there. I would've noticed surely?