MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

Don't give me that attitude tantrums! I'm allowed to play with the other children too you know!

Tick Tock silly

952 posts on the other thread and cyn has just woken up, there will be hell to pay if you dont sort it out soon.............................

Ah shit on a pancake...

I am reporting this entire thread because there is a man on it now. I signed up to MUMSnet, clue's in the name. If I wanted to mingle with testicles, I'd have signed up at Petrolheads.

Testesnet? Cocknet? Meatandtwovegnet?

And btw I can't drive you insensitive nobber! :(

Ah.

Report me then. :(

I'll report you to Olivia. That'll learn you!

How does one mingle with testicles? At a nice dinner party perhaps? With canapés.

Oh no not Olivia again. She hates my guts.

I reported myself to Olivia the other day. She laughed, and didn't delete me.

And tinkly laughter.

Tinkly. Yes.

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Oops. That wasn't supposed to happen

I have on more than one occasion been accused of being Olivia. The poor woman would be gutted and incredibly hurt if she knew that.

LOL why the fuck have you been Googling Bender in a Bun?! You twat

I am reporting you now, for making me want a bender in a bun when there is NO WIMPY in an 80 mile radius of my house.

I like Silly. He helped me. I have the memory of an elephant and the loyalty of something that's very loyal.

I like Silly too. He knows I'm only pulling his plod, don't you Beardy?

Tapeworm? They stick by you till your dead.

It was for the 1980s shampoo thread! I promise it's relevant.

Mmm... a mouth-watering, all-pork, Wimpy bender served curled in a white bun with cheese, sliced tomato, onions and ketchup. Served with Chips.

Surely they could have come up with a better description than 'curled'?!

Of course I know you silly bender in a bun sausage!

hully I can't remember how I helped you... Did I rescue you from a burning building? Shark attack? Clown?

This last week made me realise that I do have haters on here, but fuck em because I don't care

Coiled into a bun?

Bedded in a bun?

Spiralled in a bun?