MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

Loser.

Best thing about not driving is being able to spend most of my life drunk.

I'll drink to that!

I can drive on both sides of road because I have superior genes, intelligence, coordination and divine good looks..

I can drive on both sides of the road because I can't drive.

I live in a country full of people who can't drive and they drive on any side of the road they please, just because they can.

I can park.

Testicle canape anyone?

Reporting you all for bitterness and jealousy..

Tastes like chicken...

I don't drink

Is that why you're so terribly dull and po faced honey?

I'll have hers.

Yus. I am a non driving, non drinking PO Muthfucka

I have a license, have had one for over 10 years, and for the life of me can't drive. I'm terrible at it. Oh well.

Hully - have you spoken to MrHully yet about my comment? Let me know his reaction, please.

Have now read back through the thread Absy

I can do those as well.

A Queef Quiche.

Any other joiners?

I have been trying really hard but I haven't managed to do it yet

I lack direction

Indeed! A clutch of queefers! I can make mine whistle if I want to..

I had the temporary power due to a giant fannybum they created after I had ds.

Now that was an impressive orifice.

Who created a giant fannybum for you PFC

And where is it now?

Ohhhh..think of all the cool bits you could store in giant fannybum..

It was a cruel twist of fate!

I have a bum and a foof again now.

Exit - when you next see Hully around can you TELL HER that you can do it to, as she doesn't believe me.

OR Tiggy is right and Hully is really a man, and therefore is physically unable to perform this feat and is jealous.