MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

I have to pick up my evacuee and one of the Home Guard soon. It's a weird world that Mnetters live in.

Curled...

Languishing? In repose? Sexily draped in a bun?

nestled in a bun

Who be ur haterz SBDM?

All of the funny/cool ones have haterz. No biggie.

Right, I have come to this thread to get my PO on and all I find is silliness...and a MAN sneaking around our borders..
flounces

They don't like it up em!

Appropriate for so many posts...

I don't think I have any haterz

Hah, coiled is just as bad! Both imply something turd-like.

Nestled is good, I like nestled.

I'M OFFENDED AND SO IS MY WIFE!!!!

Tossers the lot of ya.

Beardy is my nemesis though

Some eejits. Can't remember who they are. I mocked them a bit.

Some people just don't find me funny apparently! They probably like Miranda.

I hate you honey dont want you feeling left out

And a lovely nemesis you are too honey

I remember one of my friends ordering a Bender once and it wasn't bent. It was just a straight frankfurter, not artfully cut and encircling half a tomato. A small moment of youthful disillusionment.

I was born offended..so there..

Beardy has haterz.

I'm thinking of starting a monthly newsletter for them, listing his many many bad jokes.

Bloody man penis harbouring dirty beardy fucker wot he iz.

awww fanks puds

Dats awlreet pet

Yeah! Down wiv the menz. Yorkie eating, good parking, furniture assembling bastards!

Why must everyone mock my inability to drive!?!?

Waaaaaa!

good parking, furniture assembling bastards!
my DH obviously doesn't belong to the tribe of 'menz'. He borrows my car with sensors if he's going somewhere difficult to park, and the last time we had furniture to assemble (ikea kitchen chairs and stool) we made DD do it.

I can't drive either, Silly. Come and at the back of the bus with Aunty Buppers and we can flick v's at people in cars.

Yeah! And let's point and laugh at everyone else because we can drink and they have to be our designated drivers!

[whiskey]

I can't drive.