MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

Do any of you want to give me a camper van? I don't mind what colour.
This isn't a joke.
I heeded the no joke rule.
I just want a camper van.

Tufty - it's probably not going to happen. Why not justgo to Centreparcs with me?

Exactly like that festive

They can also double as security for bun fights.

Is it full moon around these ere parts?

Because I can't accept it won't happen. I want to go to the beach everyday and collect sea stuff. Then, when I've had enough I want to sit in a camper, make tea and stare wistfully at the sea. If I go to Centreparcs I will feel I've given up my dream. I can't give up my dream. Not yet.

I had a van once, I made it from a bus when I say me, I mean my then DH.
Do that, Tuftles. Get a LoveBus, we can all come.

I think it might be chesty

Tufty you want to watch, I saw a whole thread deleted by HQ as some poor sod had asked advice when her cash had walked out her bank and they couldn't tell her where, and people decided she was the MN equivalent of a chugger and reported her

But if anyone is giving out free shit, I want two tickets for Robbie's gig at the o2, don't mind which one, ta very muchly.

I won't be able to park a love bus. I reversed into a hedge today. And a tree.

sue oooo a MN LOVEBUS!

I heart that idea.

We could start a commune like they did in the 70s. And wear flaoty frocks (from Boden of course) and throw paint at David Cameron!

Starts burining bras and packing joss sticks, pombears and plaited belts in anticipation

I'll pay for it. My money's good. Is that allowed? I have no tickets for Ronnie.

I think so tufty you should be fine.

You know I can see you pick your nose in your car, don't you...

Jesus, I'd pay NOT to see Apeface Williams 'sing'.

We have a Lovebus already, we're off to Crealy to throw things at Peter Andre. It's a metaphorical bus, we could do with one that has actual seats and wheels. I think Tufty should provide.

watch it sue

s'alright. He doesn't know where I live.
I've said MUCH worse about him on here

Centre Parks actually is the place where dreams die.

Arf, they should put that in the brochure.
And it's a painful, lingering death, dreams slowly drowning in tepid, fetid hot tub, full of other people's skin.

LEave the bastard

If you google Centre Parcs the fourth hit is still the MN thread 'Centre Parcs and Anal sex'.

They really need to work on their internet presence.

this thread is nearly full

cupboards are bulging

Two bums is just greedy.

Pag don't say that centreparcs is the surprise Xmas present I'm getting.

Leave the bastard

I have never been to a centreparc

Are they as grim as French and Italian campsites with "animation" and men in Speedos?

GOD, the hell of EuroCamp.

We ysed to go to them in our campervan (not got it no more tifty soz) and I made dh watch the animation with the dc while I hid in the van and drank heavily