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MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

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Hullygully · 06/11/2012 13:00

No jokes please.

  1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

  1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

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TheDreadedFoosa · 06/11/2012 13:10

Black humour, imo, is a great way of trying to reduce the impact of bigotted views.

But that 'fred' had no humour, black or otherwise. Just a bald, divvy statement.

Im not offended...but What on earth was funny about it??

Just weird attention seeking.

cocolepew · 06/11/2012 13:10

First world problem.

BlackCatinchaos · 06/11/2012 13:12
<span class="line-through">--still doesn't get what original thread was about</span>--
Pinot · 06/11/2012 13:12

Yay!

Hully is ranting!

'ello Hully mon fleur :) How are thee?

Sparklingbrook · 06/11/2012 13:12

Was there an original thread? oh. Confused

Petsinmypudenda · 06/11/2012 13:13

I blame the patriarchy

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 06/11/2012 13:13

The PO have it in for me... I think it all started with the dolphin punching...

Hullygully · 06/11/2012 13:13

I'm a bit cross as it appens.

All the jesting is being stamped on.

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DeWe · 06/11/2012 13:14

I have reported you for poor grammar and spelling mistakes. Wink

happy now Grin

CoteDAzur · 06/11/2012 13:14

We were overdue for a good Hully rant Grin

FunnysInLaJardin · 06/11/2012 13:14

I had to explain that a comment was A JOKE the other day. I am thinking of seeking out po threads and peppering them with jokes, just for the giraffe of it

weegiemum · 06/11/2012 13:15

I was born in 1970!

So I probably lived in a cupboard!

I'm offended NOT

EdsRedeemingQualities · 06/11/2012 13:15

But Hully from the way you went and started this thread, it would appear you're more offended by people being offended than they are by the things they were offended by.

Flisspaps · 06/11/2012 13:16

Can I have a cup of tea please?

Binkyridesagain · 06/11/2012 13:16

I feel I'm missing out on something, can someone post something I find offensive, so I can join in.

Flisspaps · 06/11/2012 13:17

*May.

May I have a cup of tea please?

Sparklingbrook · 06/11/2012 13:17

Gosh. Offended by the offended? Confused

Hullygully · 06/11/2012 13:17

I probably am.

But I might not be.

Just hate the unstoppable advance of the Joyless Dementors closing down humour and fun and making life unredeemably grim. Which frankly it manages well enough on it's own.

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SirBoobAlot · 06/11/2012 13:17

Ah Hully I so love your rants Grin

ManifestingMingeHooHoosAgain · 06/11/2012 13:17

I would give you a Biscuit but for all I know, you might be coeliac and REPORT ME for murder by gluten.

Thanks

Bastardly hay fever spreading scum

CockyPants · 06/11/2012 13:17

Such fun!

CockyPants · 06/11/2012 13:18

Go Hully!

Fairylea · 06/11/2012 13:18

Did anyone use punctuation wrongly???

Did they post in the wrong section???

String the reckless fuckers up !

Hullygully · 06/11/2012 13:18

I'm not ranting, btw. This is just a bit-fed-up.

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Pinot · 06/11/2012 13:18

I know. FUCKERS. Even Buppers flounced for about an hour.

We all need Twat-Repellant capes

Manifesting I am coeliac

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