MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

It is a cunt bum fart ricochet.

It's not just a straightforward vagine fart.

Does it sound all echo-y ?

catgirl have just asked fount of all knowledge, my DP, who knows all names for every kind of sex object on our persons and has had sex up a tree with a crash helmet on and he says he's never heard it called anything other than the good old fashioned fanny fart.

No. No it is not.
i hate you now. And I feel bullied.

Some clarification for a latecomer please.

Do you mean farting into your fanjo or a fanjo fart. 2 entirely seperate entity's.

Also, haven't read the end of the other thread but isn't Worra now living inside SP's cavity. It could be an excellent eviction method.

Maryz there's a competition?

Bollocks.

If my vagine could talk, I think she would say You Are Right Cunt!

Shall I tell you mine?

Would that help?

I was prone to fanjo farting when I was preggers. It was so embarrassing. Once I was stood in my kitchen talking to DH's good looking mate and one just slipped out. It's not often that one flaps and says "Oh God I just farted I am so sorry" to conceal the shame of farting from ones cunt

I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I did not know the difference. This thread is educational.

Did the person you DH was with also have a crash helmet on, and was the crash helmet worn specifically for tree sex injury prevention, or was it a happy coincidence?

Am intrigued.

Hahaha at shouting 'me me me - I farted!' to cover a cunt fart.

It WOULD, hully. Kaind of you.

I could see how one could, you know. You'd have to track them underwater, to be sure (the farts, obvs). Not the Christmas names.

I gave up my vagine when I reached a certain age. It just seemed so undignified and unnecessary to keep carting it about.

I once fanny farted after swimming (I was doing an impressive breaststroke) and water came out.

For me, it is a two stage process, and before I carry on, I would like to say that I thought this was a common occurrence or at least on MN there would be others like me. Now I know there isn't, I feel confused

Stage 1: Fart, and direct it into your fanjo ... completely forgetting about
Stage 2: stand up to do some mundane activity in front of other people and fanny fart.

My Christmas name is HullyChristmasgully

How good is that?

Bupcakes, why did you not just blame that on your cat/dog? I NEVER fart (btw, in my dainty family, farting is referred to as "puffing") but if I did I would place blame elsewhere...

You are all cunts and I claim my £5 and celebratory Queef fan fair

this thread well the bits I could be arsed reading cheered me right up

Ta

Stage 1 is the one I struggle with.

When you say direct, do you mean force the fanjo open and waft with a broadsheet?

That is a bit shit Hully, but I shall put it down to your advancing years and patronise you by smiling and nodding.

No, I just kind of direct the wind in that direction. Maybe it's butt fat related? Mine has been described as "Southern Mediterranean"