MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

It's called a queef. A quiff is a hair style.

Absy love, we have to bow down. It's that thing where you have to lean into a strong wind.

It has a name! Yay!

To help out pagsy:
Is anyone not a cunt? -> me, I just have a highly skilled one
Who likes Miranda and Frankie Boyle. -> don't like either
And who had the extra starter? -> if it's going spare, me

My dear Sole...poo flinging from the PO is to be expected. I reckon it gives them something to stew and simmer about. Perhaps they need a bit of excitement to liven up their lives...t'will all be forgotten tomorrow..

I think if we have a MN awards at some point the ability to fart via ones fanjo should definitely win several. You could fanjo fart your acceptance speech (can you do that? Please say you can)>

Fuck me you should be prime minister.

at Sue what is it what is it?

It is not possible to fart into a vagina, even if it is your birthday season.

Madame, I call you a LIAR

If it was the chair you could have taken it on dragons den.

absy my fanjo skillz could beat your fanjo skillz any time

You would know if you were, SP, DD knows my Mumsnet name, which is why I have to be extremely careful to change my name when I post about bumsex

Bwahahaha..SecretNutella! Wait, I think a hair style is known as a coiffure...

IT IS TRUE. I will have to prove it to you one day.

Prime Minister you say? "Vote out the cunt, vote in the windy cunt"

Shall I do a Big Reveal, FOFF?

and them some bastard will say oh we had that in 2001, snot even FUNNY

Cynner

Is it SueFatherChristmasPurblyBilt?

Cos that ain't much cop

Yes Sue all like Stars in their Eyes "Tonight Mumsnet, I am going to be..." with glitter cannons and everythink.

I'm loving that slogan Absy with the tagline
"She blows more hot air than that smug twat in power but at least its out her fanjo and not her mouth eh?"

I thought a queef was when trapped air came out of your vagine? Rather than an actual bum fart had gone into it and then parped back out.

I didn't know you could do that.

No it is NOT, Hully. That would be feeble. And also I said that I would miss Sue, which implies that it is not Sue, do you see? Do you?
GOD.

Maryz oi, mine is all festive now tis usually fine, but I changed it.

I AM REPORTING YOU!

See I told you I was victimised.

LOVE IT foff

How does one apply to be joyless, or a larking whatever the fuck?

Does it just take one posting, and who decides?

I do think all of this is very unclear, unacceptable really.

Oh and Absy can't you die from that or is that penises (peni?).

Is it ChristmasCrackerPurblyBilt then?