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to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

361 replies

Alameda · 01/08/2012 22:04

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

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BonkeySaysTeamGBAreTheMollocks · 01/08/2012 22:05

Go!

Have fun but be safe Grin

KissMyEmbroideryHoop · 01/08/2012 22:05

I bloody wouldn't.

You don't know him from Adam! He might be a nutcase.

Alameda · 01/08/2012 22:07

nutcases don't usually reveal that they are until you marry them though

was only thinking of a shag at this early stage

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RubyFakeNails · 01/08/2012 22:07

Stop fucking about on mn and start fucking him.

FFS.

He could be a nutcase, but he could also be the best shag you ever have Wink

JumpingThroughHoops · 01/08/2012 22:07

A bit cheap isn't it?

corlan · 01/08/2012 22:07

Slapperrrrrr!

RecursiveMoon · 01/08/2012 22:07

'to do the sexuals' Grin.

How do you know that he'd like to?

TeamEdward · 01/08/2012 22:07

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chickydoo · 01/08/2012 22:08

Enjoy, Be safe, tell a friend where you are going Smile

Sam1973 · 01/08/2012 22:08

Go for it!!! You only live once :)

WorraLiberty · 01/08/2012 22:08

How do you know he wants to do the sexuals with you? Confused

Loving the phrase though Grin

beeny · 01/08/2012 22:08

Im a strict muslim i think you should have fun if he seems kind, my only test.

BonkeySaysTeamGBAreTheMollocks · 01/08/2012 22:08

nutcases don't usually reveal that they are until you marry them though

Grin @ that!

Lulabellarama · 01/08/2012 22:09

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fridakahlo · 01/08/2012 22:09

Go have fun you lucky lucky lady...

MindTheElephant · 01/08/2012 22:10

Ha Love it Doing The Sexuals!!!! Grin

is he up for it?????

headinhands · 01/08/2012 22:10

You're in Italy and you want to faf about with a Norwegian??

MrsKeithRichards · 01/08/2012 22:10

Excellent!

RecursiveMoon · 01/08/2012 22:10

I know this is AIBU, but I think that a mature woman (or man!) should be able to choose to have sex with another person without being subject to derogatory comments.

CleoSmackYa · 01/08/2012 22:11

Go!

StateofConfusion · 01/08/2012 22:11

She's gone Wink

headinhands · 01/08/2012 22:11

Not that there's anything wrong with Norwegians AT ALL but come on!

thepeoplesprincess · 01/08/2012 22:12

Quick! Before you sober up.

Lucyellensmum99 · 01/08/2012 22:12

don't get tied up in those long arms and legs lucky cow

Devora · 01/08/2012 22:12

Have fun

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