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to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

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Alameda · 01/08/2012 22:04

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

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Alameda · 05/08/2012 12:29

wine/limoncello goggles off in sunlight

is supposed to be a dentist but has sticky out teeth, if you are going to lie about your occupation wouldn't you pick something more alluring?

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Schlock · 05/08/2012 12:30

He can't do his own teeth though, can he! Maybe he is the best dentist in town and no-one else is good enough to fix his teeth Grin

Alameda · 05/08/2012 12:33

good point

never mind, sincel the cloning of the visa card I can only afford the ?1 cartons/screw cap bottles of wine anyway so he is obsolete :)

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garlicnuts · 05/08/2012 13:14

Hmm, with that in mind maybe a restaurant owner would be a better bet?
Wink

Alameda · 05/08/2012 13:17

Not a Sardinian though (seafood phobic) Shock

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garlicnuts · 05/08/2012 15:17
Grin

Maybe the kebab man, then? Hmm

Alameda · 05/08/2012 16:47

might make do with a bit of spermed up seaweed for now

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lauratheexplorer · 05/08/2012 16:49

If he has a knife and duct tape incorporate it into foreplay.

MrsWembley · 06/08/2012 07:17

Grin at 'spermed up seaweed'! Trying to work out how that will help with the need for sexuals.

Alameda · 06/08/2012 10:03

there might be an explanation here but I doubt it!

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Mitchy1nge · 11/10/2013 00:12

there you are thread, FOUND YOU

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