to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

wine/limoncello goggles off in sunlight

is supposed to be a dentist but has sticky out teeth, if you are going to lie about your occupation wouldn't you pick something more alluring?

He can't do his own teeth though, can he! Maybe he is the best dentist in town and no-one else is good enough to fix his teeth

good point

never mind, sincel the cloning of the visa card I can only afford the ?1 cartons/screw cap bottles of wine anyway so he is obsolete :)

Hmm, with that in mind maybe a restaurant owner would be a better bet?

Not a Sardinian though (seafood phobic)

Maybe the kebab man, then?

might make do with a bit of spermed up seaweed for now

If he has a knife and duct tape incorporate it into foreplay.

at 'spermed up seaweed'! Trying to work out how that will help with the need for sexuals.

there might be an explanation here but I doubt it!

there you are thread, FOUND YOU