to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

LineRunner, did that count as Sweden or Lebanon or both?

I also feel those of you contending for the UN Shagging Envoy post should let us know your credentials. Mine, sadly, are limited to Ireland, Wales, and the Home Counties

worra My Fanjo might need sponsoring so I can go shag my way around the world.

Might start up a charity to raise money. The "Around the world shagathon"

For just £2 a month you could help this little Leeds lass experience the men of the world

Quint is way ahead of me!

Fanjo, you should set up a Just Giving page. We should all tweet it and share it.

Then you donate the funds to an HIV charity....

*honeytea as long as none of them have blonde eyelashes

Blonde eyelashes are just plain wrong

My DP has see through eyelashes it is the strangest thing, he also has see through eyebrows so it looks like he has non. I am dying to get some mascara on him!

I like dark eyes and dark hair so need a list of countries where these men are please

Maybe it could be a group effort. The collective shagging history of mn, see if we've already conquered the world.

I can throw in

Jamaica
Trinidad
Brazil
Italy
USA
Britain
St Lucia
Grenada
Pakistan

I'll give JUST TWO POUNDS A MONTH!

Twelve, I think that was a Swedish point due to the deed being done on British semi-consular soil.

Fanjo I think we should contact Terry Wogan or Bob Geldof to help with the fundraising

honey I have no idea why 'see through' eyebrows made me laugh so loud!

ruby I can add Leeds.

Does it count if someone from another country visits Leeds and I do the sexuals with them?

Yes that counts Fanjo

May I suggest you hang around the airport with a lusty look in your eye?

honey I have no idea why 'see through' eyebrows made me laugh so loud!

I am keeping my fingers crossed DC has my thick black eyebrows!

I can only add Sweden, Australian and England goes to hide and think about lost youth

worro it will be hard work. We need Bono. Bob Geldof can do a charity single for me though!

"Shag the Wooorrrllld, she should know the men of the world"

I'm off to hang around in arrivals with nothing but a smile and a long coat.

Arf at semi-consular soil shagging points. UN Shagging Envoy double merit for demilitarised zones presumably?

I managed to do 5 different countries without stepping foot out of the UK...

I can throw in albania

We should set up a charity for us all, and each take one country of our fancy, i call australia!!! Sponsor MN to shag around the world and report back!!!! I dont wanna miss out on the fun!!

Or a really serious TV advert Fanjo where you're sad faced and clad in Boden lingerie (do Boden sell lingerie?)

"Can you spare just £2 a month for this MNetter to receive International Cock?"

Seriously, Fanjo, just buy a bargain ticket to any city in the world and walk into a bar smiling.

SP of course it counts.

Half of mine were accomplished one lovely summer shagging my way round London.

Its shag the world, not shag all over the world.

Also if we're going county wise I think my contribution could make all the difference!

"Can you spare just £2 a month for this MNetter to receive International Cock?"

Yay

Seriously, Fanjo, just buy a bargain ticket to any city in the world and walk into a bar smiling

Or just sit in my local pub and milk half a lager all night

Living in London does have some benefits

Can't wait til the OP gets back and sees all the hard work we've been doing on her behalf.

How did that get in there?

Looks like a row of carrots.

I can only throw a French man into the mix. How boring is that?