to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

Ha! secretly I was thinking the same thing, hope she comes back so we know she's ok! and can give us sordid details

I'd definitely prefer a Norwegian to an Italian. Generalising wildly on the basis of personal experience, that is.

Hope you're having fun, Alameda! Compulsory update!

Times have changed cos sex outside of marriage used to be frowned upon and CHILDREN outside of marriage was a big no no and divorces werent liked etc, etc, but men could do as they or who they liked.

That was a bloody LONG time ago, Miracles

I began my (aborted) mission to shag every country in 1975. Casual sex had been the norm for at least 10 years by then.

I'm so old, I can't even keep track of how many countries there are now! I will never fulfil my ambition

Shag the World.

Like garlicnutter, I felt it was my mission. I did rather well in the Middle East.

[impressed]

It was a long long time ago I will not shag the world!!!!

Just a good few hotties along my journey!! Tee hee hee.

It was a long long time ago I will not shag the world!!!!

Just a good few hotties along my journey!! Tee hee hee.

I was stuck down this blooody limestone cave once, on the Lebanese border, with bloody mosquitos everywhere, and I was screaming my head off for Sudocreme when the most gorgeous Swedish UN soldier stuck his head down the crumbling edifice and said, 'Miss, would you require some assistance....?'

Reader, I shagged him.

And that's why girls should go to university.

Mine aren't in fact they only just begun....... I have date 4 with my next victim next weekend!!

You've just met the guy next door? What if he's a complete nutter, you'll never be able to get away from him.

Line

Yep think we were all pretty much too late!

I really want a Like button for your cave post, LineRunner.

We should have like buttons on here and we should have the strike through on facebook too!!

Oh, Miracles, do Young People still have the 3-date rule, then?

Naice Young People, that is. I have been known to settle for 3 hours. Some people, you just don't want a relationship with ...

I have the strike through on Facebook

Norwegian men are yummy

Always wondered why they're not more highly rated

Shagging a Norwegian in Italy is like ordering fish 'n chips in an Indian restaurant

It just aint right!

LineRunner I might have leaked some wee while reading your 'cave post'