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to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

361 replies

Alameda · 01/08/2012 22:04

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

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RubyFakeNails · 02/08/2012 15:49

Thanks & Wine for garlic Carry that Torch with pride.

garlicnutter · 02/08/2012 16:11

Thanks to you, too :) I'm sure I could do something with that Torch.

LineRunnerSpartanNaked · 02/08/2012 17:43

I want to start adding in ethnic group sub-categories.

LineRunnerSpartanNaked · 02/08/2012 17:44

And membership of former colonies and states. And disputed territories.

WorraLiberty · 02/08/2012 17:45

I have a mental image of Fanjo hanging around the airport with that list and a biro in her hand Grin

HelgatheHairy · 02/08/2012 19:11

I can add Ireland Republic to the list ( seeing as I live here it would be strange if I couldn't)

SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympics · 02/08/2012 19:20

worra I have a checklist at the ready. Going to spend the weekend in the airport.

Just need to pack a bag. Need a list of things ill need for the journey. Fanjo herbal steam as been ordered Grin

Brangelina · 02/08/2012 19:22

I can offer Poland in the cold war era, ditto Hungary, post communist Russia and still communist Cuba? Oh, and also a lovely bod who was half Armenian, does that count?

RubyFakeNails · 02/08/2012 19:24

Brangelina contribute here your country needs you!

Brangelina · 02/08/2012 19:25

Oh, and a Bolivian from Germany.

TicketToHull · 02/08/2012 19:48

Ooh, ooh, I can make a contribution that's what he said

Sri Lanka.

AGiraffeOnTheDivingBoard · 02/08/2012 19:58

I am doing Impulse Control, last time I had sex with someone within an hour of meeting them it turned out he wanted to curl out a poo on my tits

Grin Alameda - that may be my favourite post of all time. This thread should be moved to Classics.

AuntieMaggie · 02/08/2012 21:44

mine too giraffe :o

has she gone to do the sexuals yet?

AuntieMaggie · 02/08/2012 21:46

dp has just said that he's something like 1/256th french/egyptian if that helps???

singaporefling · 02/08/2012 21:48

Garlicnutter - whats happened to Iran/Persia..... Def worth an entry.... If its 'quality' that ermmm qualifies

FuzzzyDuckosaurus · 02/08/2012 21:49

maggie what part of him is French/Egyptian...? Little finger?! Grin

singaporefling · 02/08/2012 21:51

Doh - sorry garlicnutter, missed Iran in my excitement at seeing the updates! Calming down ....

bisjolympics · 02/08/2012 21:52

Just seen this. I could add two not on the list but I see it is closed.

froufroulala · 02/08/2012 22:10

Two Austrians

SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympics · 02/08/2012 22:33

Think I should be SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympicAthletes

Can athletes have the sexuals before they compete?

CuttedUpPear · 03/08/2012 00:12

Where's the OP? Has she nipped next door to get her cork popped?

Sallyingforth · 03/08/2012 11:36

Can athletes have the sexuals before they compete?

They certainly can!

www.nesn.com/2012/07/150000-free-condoms-to-be-distributed-to-athletes-at-summer-olympics-in-london.html

MrsTerryPratchett · 03/08/2012 13:42

What do I get for an Australian in Uganda?

Australia (already on the list) or Uganda?

Alameda · 05/08/2012 12:20

he is really not that nice in the bright light of day

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LineRunnerSpartanNaked · 05/08/2012 12:24

God, that's a disappointment.

Was it beer-goggles off, or just the actual sunlight, that made you see him diferently?