to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

Yes Linerunner!

And yes OP.

After all it is the Olympics and we should all do our best to foster the spirit of peace and togetherness and shagging

What three date rule, i was told it was five but i never done rules, in fact i havent seen most of the people i have slept with since my EXH ever again, apart from 2!!

I trust you have told your 22 year old daughter where you're going. Perhaps she will pop next door tomorrow?

I would like university prospectuses to have 'Shag Star Ratings' for women, so if you study Geology in Newcastle you're talking five stars encompassing travel, moonlit nights in desert, international tongues and liberal camp sites.

Studying law in Guildford, possibly not so good.

Young people certainly don't have the 3 date rule from what I gather from the girls at work as I listen in with envy. Although I wouldn't describe them as naice.

I'm quite impressed with this shag the world idea, may have to crack out the Atlas and a sharpie, see how much I conquered.

Noooo, shagging a norwegian in italy is like going to a chip shop and finding foie gras on the menu. Unexpected but why on earth say no?

Maybe she will Sallying

Poor guy's going to be well and truly fucked knackered

If you do it then you need to find an Italian stranger to do the sexuals with too. Just to even it out

I'm not sure I want to know how many countries I've conquered

Norwegian men are wet blankets. They wear slippers and drink herbal tea.

P.S. I still have that gorgeous soldier's dog tags.

What will people think of us?

I haven't shagged anyone from out of Leeds never mind out of the country.

It is going on my to do. First Manchester and the world!

LineRunner that makes it sound like you took his bollocks as a souvenir

Norwegian men are sexy, well Swedish ones are sexy i'm a little bit biased and they all look the same to me. Men from Stockholm came top of a sexy man list and their Oslo brothers can't look that different!

www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/02/worlds-top-10-cities-best-looking-men_n_1314261.html#s746199&title=1_Stockholm

SPsFanjoShagsTheWorld

Hmmm. Norwegian, Swedish, French, Australian, Kiwi, Italian, Polish, but never actually a Brit!

Alexander Skarsgard .

I need say no more on Swedes!

honeytea as long as none of them have blonde eyelashes

Blonde eyelashes are just plain wrong

Actually he placed his dog tags round my neck in the early morning light and promised that we's see each other again.

Actually I conducted my own research on holiday in Spain in the mid 80s and came to the surprising conclusion that Brits were the best kissers. Too much tongue from the Scandanavians, Germans and Dutch and I couldn't understand a word the Italians and Spanish were saying.

Good holiday that one