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to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

361 replies

Alameda · 01/08/2012 22:04

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

OP posts:
BettyTurnip · 01/08/2012 23:32

I would shag Morten Harket in any country on God's green earth. And then share a herbal tea with him afterwards.

I have not had any other nationality than British. Damn my sexual parochialism.

Surely there's been an Irishman in there somewhere?

SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympics · 01/08/2012 23:32

worra a tear came to my eye reading that. I would sponsor someone in that situation! Grin

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WorraLiberty · 01/08/2012 23:32

I wonder if Status Quo can release "Cocking all over the world"?

LineRunnerSpartanNaked · 01/08/2012 23:32

Yes, the OP should certainly be grateful for all our anecdotes efforts.

dreamingbohemian · 01/08/2012 23:33

Oh I like a collective effort!

Okay here's what we got so far:

Norway
Sweden
France
NZealand
Poland
Jamaica
Trinidad
Brazil
Italy
USA
Britain
St Lucia
Grenada
Pakistan
Australia
Leeds Wink

I will add:

Germany
Malawi
Mexico

Anyone else? Smile

WorraLiberty · 01/08/2012 23:33

Cutted I thought that about the carrots!

CuttedUpPear · 01/08/2012 23:34

Of course it's shag the world. We are the Host Nation, after all.
Ruby I read your post as one evening in London not one summer. I was impressed.

Torch raspberry ripple anyone?

HipHopSkipJumpomous · 01/08/2012 23:34

I can add men from
Montserrat
Israel
Samoa
Greece
Nigeria

Would have enjoyed some sexuals with A Norwegian. Hope you are having fun Wink

SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympics · 01/08/2012 23:34

Thanks dream I think its important that Leeds is recognised Grin

dreamingbohemian · 01/08/2012 23:35

Sorry x-post!

Norway
Sweden
France
NZealand
Poland
Jamaica
Trinidad
Brazil
Italy
USA
Britain
St Lucia
Grenada
Pakistan
Australia
Leeds Wink
Germany
Malawi
Mexico
Albania

LineRunnerSpartanNaked · 01/08/2012 23:35

What about ethnicities denied their own statehood? I've been very sympathetic with some of them.

CuttedUpPear · 01/08/2012 23:35

Spain
Brazil
Swedish/Mexican (one person)
Geordie (docker)

squeakytoy · 01/08/2012 23:35

I thought that torch was a carrot since it arrived until earlier today... Blush

SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympics · 01/08/2012 23:35

I'm off to London to hang around the stadium and I will just pick up one athlete from each team and get it done with Grin

honeytea · 01/08/2012 23:36

I lost my virginity to a guy who was half columbian. so if there is someone else who has enjoyed some sexuals with a half columbian we could put that on the list...

WorraLiberty · 01/08/2012 23:36

Well My DH is English, his Mum is Spanish, his Dad was Scottish and his Step Dad is American...his Gran was Norwegian.

As impressive as that may sound, I have only shagged one person in that list and that's my DH (in case anyone wondered)

But surely some of that counts?

dreamingbohemian · 01/08/2012 23:36

ach x-posts!

okay from now on add your own Smile

Norway
Sweden
France
NZealand
Poland
Jamaica
Trinidad
Brazil
Italy
USA
Britain
St Lucia
Grenada
Pakistan
Australia
Leeds Wink
Germany
Malawi
Mexico
Albania
Montserrat
Israel
Samoa
Greece
Nigeria

squeakytoy · 01/08/2012 23:36

I had a half Korean..

squeakytoy · 01/08/2012 23:37

and a whole Hungarian...

SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympics · 01/08/2012 23:37

Wait wait!

I've just realised one lad had a Jamaican dad. So he's half Jamaican. Can I have that please?

RubyFakeNails · 01/08/2012 23:38

Cutted I take it seriously but I'm not a professional. Damn DH finally settling and putting a stop to my efforts.

Right if Leeds is being recognised I want London and Essex on the list too, I didn't shag that bloody Dagenham Dave for nothing.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 01/08/2012 23:38

Alameda... Behave yourself! Wink

CuttedUpPear · 01/08/2012 23:38

Good work Fanjo
Do you know there's 140 countries competing? Don't forget your wet wipes.

WorraLiberty · 01/08/2012 23:39

I've just realised one lad had a Jamaican dad. So he's half Jamaican. Can I have that please?

I've put it to the adjudicators and they'd like some clarification

Which half? Wink

SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympics · 01/08/2012 23:40

cutted wet wipes?! 140 countries, ill need ice and a new fanjo! Grin

Might have to do my pelvic floors as training for the main events!