to want to punch a dolphin?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Right in his smug face.

Bastards the lot of em. Especially flipper. What a dick.

Anyone else want to join me? Or do you have your own brand of animal hatred? Want to kick a meercat? I'm not gonna stop you...

The sad thing is that every now and then people really do abuse horses (black beauty ref ^^)
They attack them sexually and cut them and beat them and leave them half dead for their owners to find.

Shocking.

Can't really find any joke in any sort of abuse,whether it be children,women,men or animals.

That X-Factor dancing dog needs a good toe up the arse.

Baboons.

Though I would punch them well OK it's because that'd involve getting close to them, and they look a tad mentalist really.

I might throw something as them (from a great distance) whilst screaming "put some trousers on your stupid bum"

Geese. They are vicious fuckers. One chased me at a farm when I was 4yo and bit me so hard I had to have stitches. They are only good for roasting.

I may not have been able to 'av 'im when I was 4yo, but I'd have a bloody good go now!

There is a saying 'He could not hit a bull on the bum with a banjo'.
Well, I'd like to see someone try. not me

I love geese.

If you ever get close enough to look at one square on, they look so gormless, you've got to love them...

Then they get you.

I recommend a pre emptive strike on geese. Headbutt them before they can even think about pecking you. It's the only way to deal with their kind!

But look at them square on first... it's really quite amusing .

Deer are annoying..all long eyelashes and big mooey eyes.. If I had better aim I would shoot my Katniss Everdeen bow on them..

< shouts> Alice! where are you, you old todger! I saw you slapping kittens behind Asda yesterday!

I want to drop kick the singing cat that sits outside every basterd night!

Oh and the cunt of a fly that won't fuck off! Windows are open and its just bumping into the glass! The dickhead needs to fuck off

no, that's fair. they will keep grinning, and it gets on the nerves.

actually, don't punch a dolphin. they smack their children to discipline them. if you punched one, he might beat you up.

The one and only animal I despise is koalas. Nasty little fuckers.

I accidently kicked a yorkshire terrier once. It went about 15 ft straight up.

I was mortified.

Ohhh love bunny! Those damn dolphins are so smart! My friend Roz, got assaulted by a dolphin in the Bahamas ..at one of those SWIM WITH DOLPHIN thingies..she looked like she had been in a smackdown..

"especially Flipper, what a dick" is funniest OP ever.

Coco, some narfy little dogs are begging to be kicked..only be humiliated if it kicked you back with its spindly little dinky paws..

I bet the dolphin would just say 'so long and thanks for all the fish ....' while leaving us to our doom
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I'd punch a dolphin too, smug fuckers, swans with their screechy wings out spitting lark can fuck off too, although they are a bit hard, so I ran away.

Slugs and snails, eugh why congregate under my feet you slimy fuckers.

My oh would add whales but punching is a bit ineffective, blowing them up has proved effective though.

I would add kangaroos, what is the point of those.

why are dolphins always so happy and smiley and playing all the time. And we're not?

Its not fair, I'm going on strike.

chicken it's because dolphins are cunts.

MrsJM be careful punching kangaroos, I saw this documentary once where it showed them wearing boxing gloves and beating the crap out of other animals. It was on that Australian channel, boomerang, and I think the presenter was called Tom Anjerry...

Oh and as an aside, kangaroos are great to eat! Punching them first is just part of the tenderising process

coco the more I hear from you the more I luffs you. 15 feet

I love a Kangaroo burger on the bbq