to want to punch a dolphin?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Right in his smug face.

Bastards the lot of em. Especially flipper. What a dick.

Anyone else want to join me? Or do you have your own brand of animal hatred? Want to kick a meercat? I'm not gonna stop you...

True silly

Can I still punch animals who are clearly the devils minions though?

Yep!

Thanks daddyman. This thread had finally persuaded me to log off mn for a while. Wasaay too many twats.

I can do that you know. I'm ordained! From the internet! Just like homer Simpson

Yep, definitely too many twats on mn. How those dolphins type without fingers I'll never know...

They fire ping pongs at the keyboard with rapid fire precision.

Where are the twats? Where are they? I'll show em

Have just realised Beardy was inferring dolphins type, not twats. Bang goes ping pong theory.

I assume Dolphins use their flippers

I'm reporting you all to the WWF (not the wrestling, the panda people) and the RSPCA and the RSPB.. all of them!

no point contacting the WWF, they dumped the Panda because even they realised it was crap.

I'm gonna lay the smack down on dolphins! I'll suplex them and bodyslam them and get them tangled up in a figure 4 flipper lock! Ooooh yeah!

Gnats - fucking tossers!

Oooops thats an insect, hangs head in shame

Honey, dolphins could fire ping pongs out their blow holes. Like the ladies in amsterdam.

Know your taxonomy people!

Insects are animals too -with all the swan hatred, this clearly isn't restricted to mammalophobics.

If we're hating on insects now, I am nominating flies... I know they produce maggots that eat dead stuff and disease yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah .. but..

1. They are fucking filthy creatures that leave shit/vomit everywhere.
2. The buzzing can send a saint insane.
3. The Cat sees one and promptly scales my curtains.
4. They touch my food which makes me want to vom.
5. Maggots make me cry because they are gross and wriggly and bleugh.

P P P Pick up a Penguin!

P P P Put down the penguin! I like them they wear tux's and slide around. They look like fun

Hurrah!

Get the fucking Gnats, Flies & spiders.

I have just googled Taxonomy. Wondered what it had to do with animals

I truly thought I had a pretty broad sense of humour, but it seems I don't .

I think this whole thread is totally fucking unfunny.

Am a bit weirded-out by it tbh.

mintyy chill. I'm not actually going to punch a dolphin! I checked with the local sealife centre and they don't have any

I know you're not actually going to punch a dolphin. Only a very stupid person would actually want to do that.