I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

Wouldn't touch him with yours.

I don't like wrong men as a rule. But I do spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about spreading Damian Lewis on a cracker.

Damian Lewis is not wrong. Not wrong at all. He could do wrong things to me though, if he so wished.

Who ARE these people?

Sam from the Wiggles

I hang my head in shame.

bupcakes, get in the queue behind me for Robson, I've been in it for a long time

He's ginger.

I would so do dirty things with Robson Green though. As long as he kept his gob shut and didn't giggle like he does when he's Extreme Fishing.

I had a sex dream about Christopher Ecclestone last night. His ears waggled when he came

Damian Lewis for Hully. I'd let him put it anywhere. Twice.

He's not wrong at all. It's the wrongness of my thoughts that confuses me.

Wiggles? The fellas with the red car? Are you ill?

damian lewis

I like Ben Miller. There's all these Armstong-asists, but BM talking Physics just does it for me

Oooh yes I like Damian Lewis too. Robson Green? No thanks, your first sentence is good enough reason not to.

I also have a bit of a thing about Kevin Mccloud and Dara O'Briain

But he looks like a rat. A smug-arsed rat.

Do you like my tight sweater

Ben Miller explaining quantum physics makes me feel funny on the inside. He's a very clever, very attractive man. Not wrong.

I do like Kevin. How tall is he exactly? I think it will put me off if he is overwhelmingly tall.

Also he'll probably be incredibly old in real life as all the grand designs are from a decade ago now.

EUCH! Have you all been on the falling down juice?

Not sure how tall Kevin is, I always get the impression he might be on the short side along with Robson.

Dara though is a giant of a man.

What exactly would you give him?

Showofhands - when you're finished with Damian Lewis chuck him my way.

Robson Green is ew.

I raise you...Ralph Fiennes. Dirty, dirty man. Excellent stuff.

Derren Brown - would definitely be open to his powers of suggestion.

RG does have lovely blue eyes >sigh< but then I hear that irritating voice ...and Oh Lord ...the giggle :(

I agree twit he does look like a smug-arsed rat.

at Sam from The Wiggles

Ok can't believe I'm going to type this but...

Michael Mosley

Oh the shame

Sean Lock. Oh yes.

Sean Lock.... hmmn. No. Chris Addison, yes.