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Original poster

I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

713 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 11/05/2011 19:35

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

OP posts:
CheerfulYank · 18/05/2011 16:09

Again, David Boreanaz a thousand times, cheater or no.

I know I already said that, but just wanted to reiterate. :o

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 18/05/2011 16:52

Yank, is he? I don't know and didn't see him on Hell's Kitchen.

Badgerwife · 18/05/2011 22:24

Thierry Henri, yes oh yes I would but he is a smug cheating bastard so definitely a bawbag and so very wrong for us but very right for this thread

Badgerwife · 18/05/2011 22:25

Plus don't get me started on that Hand...

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 18/05/2011 22:29

Paul Kaye is my neighbour. No. Absolutely not. Has Gerard Butler been mentioned yet? Also Tom Hardy the bisexual, rehab bothering baby daddy man-slut.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 18/05/2011 22:36

GB is not a bawbag!!

Angry

HunkOfYum.

HazeltheMcWitch · 18/05/2011 22:39

almost 700 posts and we've not yet mentioned Colin Farrell? (I think).

Truly a bawbag and oh god yes.

caramelwaffle · 18/05/2011 23:28

Colin Farrell

Good. Grief. Yes!!!!! Ding ding ding!

Sooo Wrong. So would.

Lucius Malfoy - So evil. So naughty. So would.

CheerfulYank · 19/05/2011 04:16

I'd do Colin Farrell just to wipe that bloody so-pleased-with-himself look off his face...

Lunabelly · 19/05/2011 08:25

I have been known to have FilthDreams about Terry Wogan. Doesn't mean I would, mind. Blush

TeamLemon · 19/05/2011 08:33

Get your coat Luna. Terry Wogan is just one step too far.

Grin
Lunabelly · 19/05/2011 08:38

Yesssss, but in mitigation, DH and I were going through a dry patch and um...oh I think I'll just stop here before I mention the one about John Presc...DAMN

TeamLemon · 19/05/2011 09:30

Dry patch

FreudianSlipper · 19/05/2011 10:03

Major Rawls from The Wire (actor is also in Damages)

also Tony Soprano now there can not be a bigger bawbag than him

if we can incude actors that is would be absolutely impossible to have a bit of dirty filth with then Steve McQueen and Marlon Brando would be included on my list and a youngish Frank Sinatra

Lunabelly · 19/05/2011 10:12

Yes, something like that, TeamLemon.

I know of someone who had VERY VERY BAD THOUGHTS about Mr Tumble. Thank fuck it wasn't me. "You sign 'turn over, bitch'"

Happyhippychick · 19/05/2011 10:35

Luna tea just came out my nose!

TeamLemon · 19/05/2011 19:20

I wonder what the Makaton symbol is for that? Hmm

PumpkinBones · 19/05/2011 20:05

Oh god, I want Justin. I'm not sure in which incarnation though - possibly Lord Tumble.

I saw Adam Ant live last night - can I add him to the list? More attractive now as mad middle aged nipple flashing pirate. Definitely from the Trent Reznor "finger up the bum" school of filth.

ellangirl · 19/05/2011 20:22

snorting away at the thought of Lord Tumble. Is it the winking that does it for you pumpkin?

PumpkinBones · 19/05/2011 20:27

Oh god, YES!! And the rakish way he tips his hat

TeamLemon · 19/05/2011 21:03

I reckon David Essex is/was a bit of a dirty old bawbag.

PumpkinBones · 19/05/2011 21:04

David Essex! The Gypsy King! YES, YES, YES!

TeamLemon · 19/05/2011 21:20

David Essex, he'd get his barge up your canal

Happymm · 19/05/2011 21:39

George Michael, I could turn him I could :o

HazeltheMcWitch · 21/05/2011 21:59

sneaking back to this thread after some gin to admit to...

Vladimir Putin.