I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

what's up with Robson Green???

oh and Malfoy's DAD, i am on his broomstick like, yesterday

Andy from Cbeebies for me too . Can't believe 2 other people share my passion - I'll fight you for him!

See, I like Charlie Brooker in a 'I like his humour and would like to be his mate' kind of way. But he is not remotely sexual. Imagine the withering review he'd write of it in Shagwipe.

Sirius, Snape, Lupin, Harry (after the 5th one), Draco (after the 5th one), Ron (after the 5th one), the Weasley twins, the list is endless, think it's the wands.

I'd also like to boff Chris from CBeebies.

He appears as camp as a row of pink fluffy tents but I have it on good authority that he's loaded, hung like a pony and quite a one with the laydees.

I think Jeremy Clarkson would be sweaty and have nasty grey chest hair. Bloody good fun though.

Ben Miller can talk my Knicks off anytime.

I have a thing for Andy and Sid from CBeebies - definitely together but they have to promise not to do that shite rapping.

I would LOVE to be in the middle of a Miller and Armstrong sandwich. Phwoaar.

I bet Charlie Brooker is pure filth and would fuck you like a rabid dog, hmmm delicious

Ralph Fiennes as Amon Goeth, totally wrong on several levels, but fucking hell he is so unbelievably good looking in that film.

I share your confusion Humper

Also very fond of an English Patient moment or two.

Iain from CBBC, i know he's v young and mop headed but ooh he's funny and scottish...nearly swooned at the TV when he read out an email I had sent in on behalf of DD (haha on behalf of DD my arse - had to restrain myself from adding my 'phone number )

Humperdink

I know - I felt the same and was quite troubled by my feelings! After all Amon Goethe was an appalling character.

Nick Clegg.
Mr Bloom. double

much better talent on CBBC one of the guys from Sorry I've Got No Head and another from Horrible Histories...

I sooo would do Nick Clegg, then feel utterly revolted by it all. He calls to me on some level I fear to acknowledge.

I'd love to get Jezza Clarkson into bed, purely because it would give me an opportunity to castrate the fucker.

Michael McIntyre is my weird crush, mmmm!

CBeebies Andy looks like Sam from the Wiggles.

I'd do him too

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

SeymourButts IS a skill name, though.

When I was pregnant and very hormonal it was Paxman all the way for me..............

I also quite like Phil Jupitus in a very wrong way

Surely some of these are socially acceptable crushes though? Clarkson, Draco Malfoys Dad and Robson bloody Green are definitely not though!

Can we bring it back to Damian Lewis please?

Thank you.

Is Mr Bloom that weirdy Freak from Cbeebies gardening show? eeewwww!

oh PatTheHammer i am WITH you on Phil Jupitus. Well not with you "on him" haha

lol at Mr Bloom.