I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

Ralph Fiennes and Jeremy Paxman both arrogant twants that you know are filthy in bed

wouldn't mind Tony Blair giving it to me 5 times a night either

But he has such a way with a trowel and his veggies...

Either Miliband. Preferably both.

GertieWooster if you mean Horatio Caine, I'm afraid he's mine

Ed Petrie can keep his cactus. Am now fixated on the fella from Sorry I've Got No Head, im crap with names but i'm sure he is an adult comedian as well...I want to say Marcus something?!?!?!

brigstock

Robson in his Soldier Soldier days- in a hearbeat. But after seeing the weird fishing programme tugging on his pole (just for you bupcakes :) ) then sadly, no.

Max from Eastender oh yessssssssss.

even though they are almost identical, one is a bit of a roide and the other looks really cross-eyed.. It's weird that.

Marcus Brigstock that is the MAN!!! oooh.

"Max from Eastender"

EUGH he looks like a little ginger mouse and also he looks like his cock would be all shiney and clammy.

Oh thank you Pumpkin yes Horatio

Herrick the head vampire in being human. Short, ginger and very very wrong but.... Mmmm
And gene hunt

SIGH.

What a disgusting topic. Call yourselves mothers???

Well, what does one expect from that Bupkins.

I am sexually frustrated to the maxxxx, oh yes. Here's my list:
Jonathan Rhys Myers
Peter Serafinowicz
Yes, Damian Lewis. I'm a bit ginger golden haired
Charlie Brooker since he's had his new 'do
Rob Brydon (yeah, I know)
That funny Welsh comedian Rob -
Andy Carroll
Martin Freeman

Plus many, many more.

Some of you lot are JUST PLAIN WEIRD!

The hobbit that was in Lost and Flash Forward. A few nights ago I had too much wine and sat thinking how much I loved and wanted him.

And a load of these Apprentice boys are phwwooooaaarrrr n'all

"That funny Welsh comedian Rob"

Rhod Gilbert.

Goodness. Robson does polarise opinion somewhat. You all need your hormones testing. You need to sniff his pheromones. He looks like he pisses Eau de Man.

"And a load of these Apprentice boys are phwwooooaaarrrr n'all"

gavin - hubba hubba
The irish one - hubba hubba
Nick Hewson - hubba hubba

Dan Lobb of Daybreak - hubba hubba HUBBA.

Yep, that Irish one and the one who is PM and the scouser and that other one can all facilitate me, any time.

The scouse one yes. He can input his annual turnover into my spreadsheet.

I'd do Rhod GIlbert. But he looks like my ex-boyfriend, so I keep quiet about it.

Ah the Irish one is called Jim. Jim just took control. Jim can take control of me etcetc...

I would do your sloppy seconds in this instance, Pumpkin.

Jim can micro-manage my task-handling any day blah blah

Either one of the two main guys in Hawaii 5-0 (can't remember their names though). Heeellllloooo Boys

Horatio in CSI Miami would ride all the way to the finish line; Chris from beebies can show me anytime; but top of my list Rupert Penry Jones-I would lick him all over