I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

Gertie the actor is David Caruso (Horatio Kane) HTH.

Ray Mears.

"Up the jotter" Bupcakes OMG I can't wait to use this expression in RL.

Can't believe someone chose the yellow wiggle. Although if I had to do a wiggle it would be him.

this thread is why i love mumsnet. i feel vindicated that other people fancy ian and hacker and nature chris. (mr bloom though? bleurgh)

hang on

hang on
hang on

Can't you flockers read?

You were only meant to be dreamshagging (and I quote) "bawbags".

I think you will have to go back and pull some of these entries.

[stern]

Buppy, I've got your back.

(what's a bawbag btw?)

This one really makes me Would let David Cameron smarm all over me-think he's probably a right dirty bugger really:o

"(what's a bawbag btw?)"

Scottish ballbag, mate.

Never really considered David Cameron Happymm but now I am (in some detail actually) and I think you're probably right. Bet he's filthy. And great.

EUGH

David Cameron, wash your brains out you WRONG, WRONG heathens.

Ok, I'll withdraw Mr Maker. He's not a ballbag. But seriously, the things he does to me...I only have to see his button waistcoat and I'm giddy.

Everyone saying David Cameron is barking up the wrong tree.

The man has no genitals. He is smooth and shiny down below

The best he can offer is slobbery and unsatisfying cunnilingus.

christopher eccleston oh yes,
bill turnbull!!

oh and as an aside, robson green, i would

Bupcakes, Bawbag in a thread title, well done! I love that word.

Damien Lewis, yes. And while we're talking of gingers, what about that bloke of Green Balloon Club.

Chris Packham, interesting idea, will have to go and think about that one some more.

Can't believe how many of these names I have just googled and nodded approvingly at and [ovulating]

"Everyone saying David Cameron is barking up the wrong tree.

The man has no genitals. He is smooth and shiny down below

The best he can offer is slobbery and unsatisfying cunnilingus."

This woman has just shit right in the toilet.

While we're talking of gingers

DANNY ALEXANDER

Bupcakes, take Robson-just leave me Jerome and his lovely big big chin!

Jerome and his ploughing instrument jaw (GetOrfMoiland tm)

Danny Alexander, . This thread is deteriorating rapidly.

Just realised who Damien Lewis is. Put me on the list.

Herrick??? WTF?

Bet he could do me some serious damage down below with a jaw that big:o

Jose Murhinio... Prize bawbag. Totally fucking would

Reality! Not the Imp! Would he be garbed up in his GOT gear though, with all his STDs that he picks up from all those whorehouses?

At David Cameron's slobbery cunnilingus

Chris Packhams a strange one, I'm not ruling him out yet........

Marco Pierre White.

It's the disdainful voice....

Oh and the midget bawbag that is Frankie Detorie