I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

I'VE MET DAMIAN LEWIS!!!!

And I would very definitely get down to bidnit with Robson, so there.

eeeeyooooooooo at robson green

one of the wiggles!!??? I would laugh but I often wonder "what happened to that lovely paul Ewing from Tikabilla?" so i can't mock you too much.

Fur knickers - I know what you mean - I googled him for DS for me and I was relieved to know Iain isn't too young for me to swoon over.

The real question is - would you do hacker as well?

I'm sure Phil would be man enough to take two of us on Furknicks

bupcakes it's not a patch on yours

Oh yes Paxman! and John Snow

Who said Mr Bloom?

Pat , Humperdink it's not funny, I believe it to be an illness.

weeelllllll...i wouldn't object if hacker was in the room cracking jokes from the sidelines

I love these threads...always have me spraying tea onto my laptop....anyway, here goes my list in no apparent order:

Dan Snow
Matt Baker
Andrew Flintoff
Andy Beebies
Chris - yes love you can show me show me and i'll show you show you...

and more worryingly, Max from Easties and Sean Slater too...mmmmm

(this is obviously assuming that hacker is REAL and is not a puppet (ITS A PUPPET!) with a man hand up his rear)

bupcakes d'you want to fight me for him?

Nature Chris would have to be sexually punished also and on the 'nature' vibe, Chris Packham needs sorting right out, by me, in bed, with lube

Now John Snow is interesting..............particularly as you may get to meet Dan Snow if you were doing him....Hmmmmmmm

oooo int'resting Val - did he take part in 'bring your child to work' day?

Ed Petrie - the cactus could be of use too....

Oh and Ryan from Eastenders too....gotta stay away from that crap awful excuse for entertainment

I would certainly entertain Robson Green,not sure of the appeal though!

I always find myself strangely attracted to Remus Lupin.

Hacker is definitely real - I love that furry little dog (not in a sexual sense though)

Mr Maker.

"bupcakes d'you want to fight me for him?"

Who? Mr Bloom? I'd fight you to bloody well take him!

Nick Clegg
Jeremies Vine and Kyle not Clarkson

Damian Lewis is very right as is whatshisname off CSI Miami