I know he is a bawbag but I would give him one.

[bupcakesandcunting]

I am talking about King of Nobs, Robson Green. I KNOW he's a card-carrying wanksplat but I can't help it. I definitely would.

AIBU to have a celeb crush on the little Geordie troll? AIBU to ask which nobbers YOU would secretly like to ride like Seabiscuit?

Rupert Penry Jones. Utterly utterly utterly...

My mum had a massive crush on robson green so he just reminds me of my mum....now Philip glenister as gene hunt........makes me weak at the knees
Or Robert Sean Leonard....he's just yummy

Sam the yellow Wiggle? Really???? Greg the old yellow Wiggle on the other hand, now that's another proposition entirely ...

With the Robson Green camp though, there is something about him although what IS it?

Mackenzie Crook as Gareth

See, I was talking about RObson wotsisface, but it works for most of those mentioned so far.

Ralph Fiennes, oh yes. I'd ruin him, massive twat or not.

I would totally do Michael Mosley as well, Norfolk. Science Guys just make me...

I reckon Sean Lock has a huge cock (and not just 'cos it makes such a good rhyme). If you watch his trousers carefully...

Sirius Black? I know he's a character but it'd work yes?

For the Robson naysayers...

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oh he's foul and what's he up to with that fish?

If Sirius Black works then surely prof Snape works too?

HA HA I just Wikipedia'd him and his middle name is... Golightly.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha utter cunt.

Still would.

Nope.
Yuck.
Smug arse rat face.

Andy from C Beebies The great tall wavey haired lush monster. phwoar

i'll get my coat

Not a Robson fan, but I would ride Charlie Brooker like a dirty dog, as well as David Mitchell , both, at the same time, different holes.

bet you wouldn't want him to golightly Bupcakes

I wouldn't even eat the fish.

littlefriend

"Andy from C Beebies The great tall wavey haired lush monster. phwoar"

Randy Andy does it for me

Littlefriend You are very right

Although to be fair to poor old Robson, presumably he didn't choose that middle name for himself ...

Oh and GOD yes to Charlie Brooker. My DH knows that given the chance (because obviously it's very likely), I will leave him for Charlie ...

professor Snape - oh yes! Even with the awful wig.

Phil Spencer from Location. I know he's probably a right smarmy twat but I would make him squeal.

And whilst I definitely wouldn't want to shag him, I'd quite like to go out for a drink with Jeremy Clarkson.

Charlie Brooker? Seriously?

I'd do Ralph Fiennes, Professor Snape and Phil Spencer. Actually, I'd do all three of them at once

I imagine Robson would like his laydees to stick a finger up his jotter near to the crucial time.

Oh god no! I'd rather shag Daddy Pig.

And as we're on a Harry Ptter theme, might as well throw Lucias Malfoy into the mix.