URGENT. I am fecking stuck halfway through a 3 point turn

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

On a very snowy underused road.

slightly downhill need to reverse so can drive out of cul-se-fecking-sac.

Any advice?

Oops Counselling.

if only they had posted on MN for help

A mini-update!

DH has struggled in my car in the snow as well, so the ineptiutde is due to the car having "no low end grunt" not because I am a girl a useless driver.

We have analysed the paring knife situation and have deduced that it may belong to Ford, from when they fixed one of my rear windows.

Phew, no kleptomaniac DC then.