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Christ on a stick Madonna - get thee to MN for ladygarden trimming tips...

384 replies

bringmeashrubbery · 18/01/2009 20:40

Blimey, fetch the hedgetrimmers someone (do not click if squeamish)

ps - my nickname is an old one which I have dusted off for this occasion, rather suitable, non ?

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MaryAnnSingleton · 18/01/2009 20:42

oh God !!!!!
great name too

SeymourButz · 18/01/2009 20:42

NO ONe has that much pubic hair do they?

DevilsAdvocaat · 18/01/2009 20:43
Shock
DevilsAdvocaat · 18/01/2009 20:43
Shock
SeymourButz · 18/01/2009 20:43

SHe has tiny tiny nipples

IAteMakkaPakka · 18/01/2009 20:43

[thunk]

Frizbe · 18/01/2009 20:43
Grin
DevilsAdvocaat · 18/01/2009 20:43

see how shocked i am?!

TheTwaMacDugs · 18/01/2009 20:43
DevilsAdvocaat · 18/01/2009 20:44

maybe she's wearing a wig.

PottyCock · 18/01/2009 20:44

Very apt!

got she did have a fantastic body didn't she. We are laughing about being able to get a zoom view of Madonna's ladybits on Christie's v proper website

herbietea · 18/01/2009 20:45

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AuraofDora · 18/01/2009 20:45

are you pruners? lol

re the print, wont be on my wall anytime soon ..

southeastastra · 18/01/2009 20:46

i thought they'd be half way down her thighs

DrNortherner · 18/01/2009 20:46

Odd though that she does not appear to be hairy anywhere else. That is one humongous bush.

ComeWhineWithMe · 18/01/2009 20:47

I thought mine was bad .

bringmeashrubbery · 18/01/2009 20:48

lol lol at humungous bush...

Would be a rather beautiful photo without the fanjo shot imo

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siriusmewsaysochayethenoo · 18/01/2009 20:50

A pubic wig is called a merkin.

(Good bless Jilly Cooper for useless trivia!)

ComeWhineWithMe · 18/01/2009 20:50

She looks like she is giving birth to Rolf Harris.

foxinsocks · 18/01/2009 20:50

I think it makes a refreshing change to the totally shaven havens that the slebs seem to prefer these days (bit too prepubescent for my liking) though I think we've probably all seen enough of madonna's bits to last a lifetime

foxinsocks · 18/01/2009 20:51

lol at rolf harris

sazzerbear · 18/01/2009 20:51

good lord...shame she always has her legs open, even at 50! Time to put your Mary away, Madge!!

MrsMattie · 18/01/2009 20:51

I've got a soopa bush like Madge ...and what?

Her tits are great, actually.

Have you seen the 'Hung Up' vid, where she wears the leotard wedged up her arse? She has a serious Hollywood going on - no hair whatsoever. Must be a big job for her beautician

bringmeashrubbery · 18/01/2009 20:51

I've had a shit day and am now crying with laughter at Rolf Harris...

Thank you

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McMamazon · 18/01/2009 20:53

thats no lady garden, thats a lady field!

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