Christ on a stick Madonna - get thee to MN for ladygarden trimming tips...

[bringmeashrubbery]

Blimey, fetch the hedgetrimmers someone (do not click if squeamish)

ps - my nickname is an old one which I have dusted off for this occasion, rather suitable, non ?

you know I think we should just all surrender the vote! what was the point in getting it anyway? We're so determined not to have equality!

What, did I not use a negative enough adjective? Just trying to be measured IP.

Blimey o'riley! I was expecting a leotard shot with a few stragglers and not, um, that

bollockbrain - "or to avoid those awful 'fishtails' that you occasionally spot when you are climbing out of the swinmming pools behind someone else."

Sorry, I don't understand that? Possibly being a bit thick here, but I've never heard that phrase before. And now I daren't go swimming.

I think she means when long pubes get wet they go into like a damp ponytail and trail down the leg

How I wish I hadn't asked. [needs a yuck emoticon]

Definitely not going swimming ever again.

pmsl

Maybe it's a wig of some sort.

Now we know why she wore tights in the 'like a virgin' vid

But I don;t think there is anything 'wrong' with it. All creatures ladygardens big and small.