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Christ on a stick Madonna - get thee to MN for ladygarden trimming tips...

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bringmeashrubbery · 18/01/2009 20:40

Blimey, fetch the hedgetrimmers someone (do not click if squeamish)

ps - my nickname is an old one which I have dusted off for this occasion, rather suitable, non ?

OP posts:
ipanemagirl · 20/01/2009 15:07

you know I think we should just all surrender the vote! what was the point in getting it anyway? We're so determined not to have equality!

Monkeytrousers · 20/01/2009 15:20

What, did I not use a negative enough adjective? Just trying to be measured IP.

saggyhairyarse · 20/01/2009 21:52

Blimey o'riley! I was expecting a leotard shot with a few stragglers and not, um, that

girlandboy · 21/01/2009 14:31

bollockbrain - "or to avoid those awful 'fishtails' that you occasionally spot when you are climbing out of the swinmming pools behind someone else."

Sorry, I don't understand that? Possibly being a bit thick here, but I've never heard that phrase before. And now I daren't go swimming.

AnyFucker · 21/01/2009 17:00

I think she means when long pubes get wet they go into like a damp ponytail and trail down the leg

girlandboy · 21/01/2009 18:52

How I wish I hadn't asked. [needs a yuck emoticon]

Definitely not going swimming ever again.

poopscoop · 22/01/2009 00:50

pmsl

georgiemum · 22/01/2009 12:13

Maybe it's a wig of some sort.

Monkeytrousers · 22/01/2009 12:37

Now we know why she wore tights in the 'like a virgin' vid

But I don;t think there is anything 'wrong' with it. All creatures ladygardens big and small.

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