What do you think is the wankiest word/phrase?

[IamNatashaSparaks]

For me:

cruising - no, you’re on a cruise

flexitarian - also no, you’re a meat eater

adulting

"Take care"

Eclectic

Dynamic, Narcissist

just jumping on here to tell you

ooooh fuck off

viral!!

the viral sensation

the viral muffins etc

Reach out.

Curated.
Nothing is selected or chosen now - it’s all ‘curated’. I suppose they think it sounds fancier - and probably that it merits a higher price.

Elevated anything and everything

Newborn or baby "bubble"

Sourced and curated.

Viral muffins. Can you imagine?🤮🤣

Using "right" all the time is just common northern vernacular

Someone on Strictly last night said she and her pro partner "matched each other's energy" so she "locked in" and was looking forward to good "vibes". I almost had to switch the TV off.

The right thing to do (If you think otherwise, it's the "wrong thing")
We need to have a conversation... (We're having a conversation!!!)
Those with the broadest shoulders (Those who have worked harder)
Let me be clear (... and waffle on about something else)
Affordable Housing (Subsidised by everyone but the owner)
Mistakes were made (... but nobody will take the blame)
Lessons have been learned (... but no one will get fired)
Challenging times ahead (... things are going to get much worse)
Robust discussion (... we just argued and achieved nothing)
Under active consideration (... it is sitting at the bottom of a pile)
Investing in our future (... we are raising your taxes or prices)

I absolutely hate when people use whimsy as an adjective. ‘That’s so whimsy’. No it’s WHIMSICAL.

Also when they say they’re ’reading’ history/english/classics at University. I know it’s correct. But it’s very pretentious. I’ve even done it myself and then felt annoyed at myself.

Probably just in my area but I hate, "Wee wifie" to describe a baby or little girl.

For me, adulting. Just no

I agree with making memories.
'Neurospicy. Drives me nuts' yes to this as well

One that hasn't completely died a death on her is " naice" It's been around forever now, I know how it started but recently on a thread someone was asking for a ' naice" area to live or something, I cant remember what, and I just thought its not amusing, it just sounds stupid.

Can I add this to your excellent list please?

We are committed to improving... (We don't actually care, we're only sorry we got caught, and we have absolutely no intention of changing anything about the way we do things)

Reach out.

Is it? I'm from the North, I don't use it, apart from 'yeah right', a lot..

Oh, and ‘plant based’. Drives me mad. It’s used on everything these days as if it’s some sort of virtuous attribute.

That was Jaime Winstone. I couldn't even begin to work out whether someone matched my energy. What does it even mean?

Ohh that reminds me. Something I heard on the traitors - 'I've got main character energy' vomit