What do you think is the wankiest word/phrase?

[IamNatashaSparaks]

For me:

cruising - no, you’re on a cruise

flexitarian - also no, you’re a meat eater

I genuinely thought it was happy to help in a nice way.
Quality time
Light and airy
So moreish
🤮🤮🤮

"And myself" as they're trying to sound professional but instead marks them as a total tool.

Sorry I haven't rtft if someone has already posted this 😉

‘Isnt she gorgeous’
’Dont you just love her’

Talking about a dress…

Tell me you aren’t xxxxxxxx without telling me you aren’t xxxxxxx.

Project manage - when you're just doing something ordinary like getting a new bathroom or kitchen fitted with different tradespeople doing the different parts.

Oh I hate this one too!

Also "I was today years old when ......"

Shop the winter edit.

I know what all the words mean. Not quite sure they form a comprehensible sentence without context.

So blessed 🤮

I HATE this. It makes me uncomfortable. There’s something very visceral and almost inappropriate sounding about it.

This has probably been mentioned (but I only got as far as ‘neurospicy’ before my brain exploded) but ‘I’m obsessed with …’ drives me bonkers. Also ‘be like’, as in ‘Boomers be like … (insert ludicrous stereotyping here.) While I’m on the subject, I also hate the word ‘boomer’ because it is always used so pejoratively, rather than simply as a descriptor like all the other generational names.

The term "gentle hands" usually used by some wet blanket parent while their small child is tearing lumps out another child.

Also a term I'm seeing banded on social media is the term "re-parenting ourselves" in reference to millennials and their childhoods. Of course many people have abusive and traumatic childhoods. But theres a need for many others to over-pathologise every negative emotion and event in their life rather than realising our parents were human beings who made mistakes.

Myself. Just say ME ffs! You don’t sound intelligent you sound like a dick!!!

Yes! And it’s going to be everywhere you look soon, when it’s coming up to you know what…

‘Myself and X went/did….’

Oh yes and "hands-on dad" and any reference to dad's "helping" or "looking after the kids" like he's doing a favour or some sort of paid assistant rather than parenting being a duty. We don't apply these terms to women and mothers, it's no wonder the bar is set so low for men!

Nope!

On email or social media it just seems so rude and dismissive.

Similarly Yep!

‘Lean protein’, ‘packed with protein’ announcing something is ‘home made’ or ‘made from scratch’ when a) it’s not relevant, b) there’s no medal for this and c)normal people would assume you made it yourself eg spag bol.

Have only ever seen people use terms like ‘woke’ or ‘virtue signalling’ who have almost immediately shown themselves to be massive arseholes.

Jumping On a call
No. Jump on a trampoline instead.

Me too! And ‘comfy’

”snuggling” winds me up.

There’ll be loads of threads on here soon about snuggling under a heated blanket because it’s -20 in the lounge and still the wrong month to put the heating on.

They've already started.

Snuggling
Blankets
Hot chocolate
Casseroles
Soups
Fairy lights
Candles

They're all on there...

And me. Also in the same category, nutritious

I once read a post on a thread on here where a poster said she stayed lean by eating plenty of nuts, seeds and legumes.

For some reason I cringed so hard

give your head a wobble
you do you
holibobs
naice
picky bits
men saying 'sir' when talking to another man they seem to like
using the word 'right' all the time ' I was in a right mood'
jog on
fur baby
lived experience
narrative
i'm offended by ..
end of (end of what you illiterate oik)

ha ha. I stay not fat by only eating haribo and drinking coffee. cringe?

oh yes agree with 'neuro spicy' vomit