Things that really should have been invented by now

[TutTutTutSigh]

I'm sick of seeing ads for a nice dress on my feed, clicking 'shop now' only to see it's petite (I'm not), or maternity (no again) 😆. I need an ad blocker that only shows me clothes in my size. Is this too much to ask the fashion bots for??

What else needs to be invented?

<secretly hoping this exists and some clever person can tell me>

A virtual massage machine that fools your brain into 'feeling' that you are being massaged. I'm sure that would do you good as well.

Something to stop hair growing please.

I would still like to find that out for myself 😉

I'm not sure that would be as much fun . However I was lucky and conceived my three fairly quickly but I can see how a conception pill would be good for someone not so lucky.

@NautilusLionfish she can't have surgery on it until she's stopped playing rugby . Her pain threshold it incredibly high so the loss of half a meniscus doesn't stop her doing anything. The scar tissue on her hamstring from the repaired ACL is more of an issue apparently.

This is definitely being though about at the moment.

you still can't use metal when microwaving.

Teleportation! Instant travel to wherever you want in a matter of seconds. No more need for long, uncomfortable flights; school runs and commuting would be a thing of the past, house prices would level out as we could all live wherever we want…yes, this is what I want.

A non-invasive test to replace cervical smears. The current way of doing it is older than me (early 60s).

@zebediahandthehook that looks amazing but at nearly 3 grand I think I’ll just have to sweat

Where can I get one? and what is it called?

A cure for cancer

Something to minimize the effects of aging (i.e. arthritis, lack of energy)

A time machine

Look up "pet grooming vacuum." It is basically clippers and a vacuum. Been around for a decade.

Here's the first one that came up but probably better and cheaper if you shop around

https://www.currys.co.uk/products/neakasa-p2-pro-dog-and-cat-grooming-kit-with-vacuum-white-10262996.html

thank you x

I have the OMO app. It does this!

edit: sorry quoted wrong post.

sadly "cancer" is not curable. Many of the different types of cancer are a result of aging. Many people live to a ripe old age and die of something else with an undiagnosed cancer somewhere in their bodies. Same with the effects of aging, bits wear out.

A vacuum that cleans all the way to the edge, rather than leaving 1cm next to the skirting board.

I’ve often thought why house keys can’t be like car keys where you can push a button on a fob rather than manually insert the key.

A replacement for road tarmac that is really durable and doesn’t suffer with potholes all the time. Maybe some kind of self healing road surface. Surely this isn’t beyond the realms of possibility these days?

I've seen houses in America that have suction areas on their skirting boards that take anything swept up to the area into a unit outside.

Cure for tinnitus.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgkj2dl6l78o

A drug to cure gender dysphoria.

What the devil?

An anti anxiety medication that works on the mind, not just the body like propranolol, that isn’t addictive and life ruining!