Things that really should have been invented by now

[TutTutTutSigh]

I'm sick of seeing ads for a nice dress on my feed, clicking 'shop now' only to see it's petite (I'm not), or maternity (no again) 😆. I need an ad blocker that only shows me clothes in my size. Is this too much to ask the fashion bots for??

What else needs to be invented?

<secretly hoping this exists and some clever person can tell me>

The digital colour changing Nail varnish pad the receptionist in the film Total Recall was using.
I used to think this was so cool and that it would definitely be a real thing by now.

LOVE this idea. Get yourself on Dragon's Den.

@TheNinkyNonkyIsATardis

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Sorry for the horrible link! This hotel has it.

That is SO annoying.

An app that lets you know how many calories are in a plate of food in front of you when you hold your camera phone over it.

Reliable oral or injected contraception for men.

A cure for endometriosis.

This exists

A transport system of pods you get into and program where you want to go, all on a track where you don't choose the speed. No pollution, no paying for car insurance and servicing, no fuel, no road accidents, no speeding, no road rage, no learning to drive and waiting a year for a test. An electric system that recharges itself.

Fold the corner over so it’s easy to find or get a sellotape dispenser (which holds the end and you don’t need scissors)

Mouthwash that removed as much plaque as toothpaste.

I hate being tired and ready for bed and then feeling wide awake because I've brushed my teeth.

A quick and effective cure for toenail fungus. A handheld scanner like in Star Trek that a doctor waves over your body and it can diagnose all your medical problems.

I use one of those cheap sticky lint rollers on all 3 of my cats, it removes all of their loose fur and they seem to really enjoy it. Can get through 2 dozen sheets per cat easily! And one for me afterwards of course!

a toaster thst can go in the dishwasher

A non painful mammogram/ smear alternative ( very grateful to have access to them obviously, but could they be a little bit nicer?)

Extra long tops in plus size for those of us with long torsos AND big boobs. Sick of wearing dresses as tops. (Yes I’ve tried Long Tall Sally)

Silent food packaging- to make the cinema nicer.

A machine that you put a whole garlic bulb into and all the cloves come out peeled & then chopped or crushed if you want.

A device that keeps every single bastard fly and wasp away from people dining or picnicking outside.

A lie detector test that is 100% accurate and could be used by the police or in court.

The arseholes popping up in your house bit really made me giggle! The jump scares! Would be a bit like that bit on Michael Macintyre where he wakes people up in their bedrooms

And app that translates exactly what your cat , dog , horse , chicken ect is saying.
My cat has been shouting at me all evening and I have no idea what he wants ( he is perfectly fine, fed , watered and charging round the house like a whirling dervish)

This would genuinely be life changing for me - I have debilitating anxiety about it

A machine that can suck the dust out of a room.

Like a vacuum cleaner?