Favourite stupid joke

[BarilynBordeaux]

Times are hard so I wanted to start a thread of dumb jokes that crack you up.

my favourite:

Thinking about getting a glass urn when I die…Remains to be seen.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs
Still no idea

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasn’t peeling very well.