Morifted

[Donut22]

This is TMI but omg someone save me 🙈🙈🙈I had Abit of alone time this morning with an adult toy 🙈I've put it in the sink to give it a wash (did say TMI 😅) then my phone rang and I got distracted and FORGOT ABOUT IT!!! I've left it in the bathroom sink ALL day no one has said a word and I've just found it now still in the sink 🙈🙈 I want to find a black hole and never ever come out of it 😅 I am literally morifted 😫😫😫😫😫😫 now I'm telling mumsnet because I've no one else to be mortified with 😅what has my life become 😅🙈🙈🙈

Depends where you were at the time - are you talking at home where you live with a partner, at home with teenage sons & their mates or were you at work where all your colleagues & clients have seen it.

If it's the first then dry it off & put it away for next time, the middle one you prob need to apologize but the last one no hope I'm afraid. How obvious is it that it was you?

I think OP should be more “morifted” that she didn’t come back and tell us who saw it!

This thread keeps getting better and better.

Thank you for making me LOL.

I can see “morifted” becoming classic MN terminology. Along with fumming in the dinning room.

This is an example of why we need LAUGH REACTION BACK!!!!! So many funny responses

op come back! Who saw your adult sex toy!

I had a new bed delivered and the delivery guy took my old bed.. when halfway down my drive l heard something rattling in old bed drawer ... realising it was my vibrator l ran after them.. saying I'd left something in the drawer.. one of the guys opened it.. took out my vibrator.. held it up and said .. is this what you're looking for? 🤦‍♀️

Oh bloody hell. Reminds self never to do that.

🤣 You win!! This one is the funniest! 🤣😂

😂 This happened to me once too. In John Lewis, my kids found it hysterical. 😭

😂 There’s been a few posts on MN today that have had me in absolute stitches. 🤣 I have never needed the MN laughing emoji more!

😂😂

You win 😂

I’m sorry about your skin condition but ….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Top tip - you really shouldn't play with sex toys whilst in the loo at work.

I opened this thread because I thought it would be about dreadful thrifted items😂
Morifted- combo of mortified and thrifted.
To be fair a thrifted dildo could find a home
on such a thread.

That is the best mortified story I’ve ever heard.

Your kids hadn’t told you??? Little bastards.

Id also be
modified..
morphed..
mortician..
mortared…
…ah fuck it.

And this is why I don't trust technology.

Still, I guess we all need a vulval slide show in our lives from time to time.

@flamingofloss You win the Internet today, my friend 😄 Tremendous stuff.

I must be old then 😂

I know!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 even I had to laugh - once I’d worked out where the offending photos were and managed to delete them!!

I like to think I was trying to help raise awareness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh no they did tell me! I had gone to the loo and told them (and their dad) I’d meet them at a certain point in the store. When I got there they pointed it out and thought it was very funny. They’re not mean 😁

Oh! I thought a stranger had had to point it out to you because your kids hadn’t 😂