Morifted

[Donut22]

This is TMI but omg someone save me 🙈🙈🙈I had Abit of alone time this morning with an adult toy 🙈I've put it in the sink to give it a wash (did say TMI 😅) then my phone rang and I got distracted and FORGOT ABOUT IT!!! I've left it in the bathroom sink ALL day no one has said a word and I've just found it now still in the sink 🙈🙈 I want to find a black hole and never ever come out of it 😅 I am literally morifted 😫😫😫😫😫😫 now I'm telling mumsnet because I've no one else to be mortified with 😅what has my life become 😅🙈🙈🙈

Oh I hope OP comes back. This is my favourite thread for a while! Morifted indeed

Ive only read this far so someone else may have answered. Years back there was a trend on MN to post any shopping lists you found left in supermarket trollies.
On one, someone had written “naice ham” we assume to distinguish from cheap ham.
It became a thing of legend.

Absolutely howling 😂😂😂

Who else is in the house? If it were my DH doubt he’d even notice so you might have got away with it 😂

At least he told you 😳🤦‍♀️😭

That is fucking brilliant. 😂😂😂😂 I also have a number of skin etc conditions and am often taking pics of various bits of me and I live in fear of something like this happening! I love the casual way your DH seems to have just happened to have mentioned it…as if in passing! Oh by the way love I noticed a few days ago that your fanjo is on display in the kitchen. Noticed it when the plumber was round 😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 he actually was really blase about it - he said something like, ‘oh, meant to ask you, have you been taking pictures of your bits cos it’s on display in the kitchen’
the worst thing was, that wasn’t the first time he’d seen the pic on the display - it was just the first time he’d remembered to mention it to me. God only knows how long it had been randomly displaying on there for! Totally morifted indeed!

dying at this

you win

😆😆

The settings on Alexa under ‘wallpaper’ is defaulted to a daily memories thing where it takes a selection of recent photos and collages them. I’ve been there too! I had major surgery including my vulva and the fucking Alexa fire stick set it as our TV wall paper when we paused the movie to dish out tea the other night. Thank Christ it was just DH home!!!!

Also following to see who has seen it!

OP isn't coming back because they're a troll who gets off on women sharing stories of times they accidentally embarrassed themselves by doing something unintentional.

😂i do wish the laugh emoji was still on the options!

That's just brilliant 😂😂!

😂😂😂

Heaven forbid anyone saw the photos I have on my phone 😆

@FlamingoFloss Run with it, start doing random body parts and see if he can guess them 🤣

Killjoy! There's a bit of a difference between a beach where no one's wearing much, and the High Street where everyone is covered up. Context matters!

Well, obviously, more context is needed. There's a massive difference between you living alone, with a partner, with your in-laws, staying at your boss's house, a house share with ten others etc etc.

😂😂😂 that’s brilliant.

But also @FlamingoFloss would you mind telling me what the skin condition is called please? I quite often get an itchy and red vulva which I use eczema cream on, and wonder what it actually is.

@FlamingoFloss I'm here feeling like death with tonsillitis, can't eat or sleep, but this made me laugh out loud for the first time in days. Thank you 😂

How revolting, I am sure we all feel better for knowing that.

Many years ago I sent my then dp(or so I thought 😬) a message describing how I couldn’t wait to see him later and how I was going to pleasure him - I’ll leave that bit to the imagination but it was pretty graphic! Unfortunately I sent the message accidentally to - my Mother!! 😫😫😫😫 - what made it worse was her reply - “was that message meant for me dear?”- still cringe to this day 🫢🫢🫢🤣

OK this has killed me 💀

😂😂

I only opened the thread to see what morifted might mean.

Is the OP so morifted they can’t return to the thread?