Morifted

[Donut22]

This is TMI but omg someone save me 🙈🙈🙈I had Abit of alone time this morning with an adult toy 🙈I've put it in the sink to give it a wash (did say TMI 😅) then my phone rang and I got distracted and FORGOT ABOUT IT!!! I've left it in the bathroom sink ALL day no one has said a word and I've just found it now still in the sink 🙈🙈 I want to find a black hole and never ever come out of it 😅 I am literally morifted 😫😫😫😫😫😫 now I'm telling mumsnet because I've no one else to be mortified with 😅what has my life become 😅🙈🙈🙈

Sounds like it! We need an update, definitely.

New York, New York, Frank Sinatra?
I am very old...

Oh you poor thing ....

My kids have fallen foul to this too - we've been subjected to a bare bottom and a 2 fingered salute from them mucking around taking pics on a fire tablet on holiday once 😂

There's a fanjo-related thread every couple of weeks on Chat or AIBU. Beats me how MNHQ don't see it.

Why was the laughing emoji removed?

It was being used to mock people's genuine points and opinions.

😂

Sorry, I quoted the wrong post. I only clicked on the thread to find out what or where Morifted was. I meant to quote @fruitandvegoverload

My most mortifying was when living in a b&b for 6 months working away... Lovely old couple ran the place but very strict. Obviously being 6 months I snuck the odd man in. After one such session I went into work as usual, came back to a nearly tidying bedroom with a vibrating cock ring put pride of place on the mantle piece. Just like it had been dusted along with the vases. Breakfast the next day was excruciating.... Another, more recently was leaving the sex toy cleaning spray in the bathroom one morning- luckily I put the toy itself away but DH was in there showering. The plumber arrived and I made him a coffee while we waited for DH. When he was done he let the plumber into the bathroom to look at the sink. After the plumber left I went in and the litte bottle clearly marked sex toy cleaning spray was sat there on the sink in full sight. I am hoping men just don't see things as DH clearly missed it.

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in years! Crying laughing!

@ClairDeLaLune - @FlamingoFloss already said up thread that her condition is lichen sclerosus. Its worth getting yourself checked to rule out STI's and get some treatment for whatever you have. x

www.nhs.uk/conditions/lichen-sclerosus/

I doubt op scrubs the pans in the bathroom 😂

ROFL! 🤣 Absolutely moriftifying

Let’s call the whole thing off!

I think the op is never going to live being “ morifted ” down.
Every time someone has done something that makes them feel mortified, we are all going to say morifted. I know I am 😝
we do it at home. If we mispronounce a word it becomes the mispronunciation from then on… I know, simple things…

I thought Morifted was a brand of sex toy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

And there was me thinking I'd learned a new word today

Me and my friend did this, as she once messaged me she was confussed about something. We were never confused about anything again after that 😂

An OP who has not come back but has generously coined a new term.

I'll not be morifting, but each to their own.

There is no update.

It was wank fodder bait and everyone bit 🙄

Duplicate

OP is a regular.

One summer I was sunbathing with my mum dad sister in the garden. I had a T-shirt on over my bikini top but got hot, so I pulled my T-shirt off. Unfortunately, I pulled off my bikini top with it as well. I sat there stunned, bare-chested, with them all gawking at me. quickly dragged my T-shirt back on and ran inside.

Morifted 🤣