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Morifted

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Donut22 · 19/06/2025 19:12

This is TMI but omg someone save me 🙈🙈🙈I had Abit of alone time this morning with an adult toy 🙈I've put it in the sink to give it a wash (did say TMI 😅) then my phone rang and I got distracted and FORGOT ABOUT IT!!! I've left it in the bathroom sink ALL day no one has said a word and I've just found it now still in the sink 🙈🙈 I want to find a black hole and never ever come out of it 😅 I am literally morifted 😫😫😫😫😫😫 now I'm telling mumsnet because I've no one else to be mortified with 😅what has my life become 😅🙈🙈🙈

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LillyPJ · 21/06/2025 22:01

Stripeyanddotty · 21/06/2025 20:18

It’s amazing that the op hasn’t come back to her thread..
Wonder if it’s more made up shite

I don't care if the OP made it up - there's plenty of comedy gold in the comments!

SSHandWC · 22/06/2025 15:03

FlamingoFloss · 19/06/2025 20:01

I have a vulval skin condition and periodically take photos to keep a check on it. We have an Amazon Alexa screen in our kitchen. One day, my husband said to me, ‘have you been taking pictures of your bits cos it’s on display in the kitchen ?’. My phone had been auto uploading my phone pics to google
pbotos and displaying on our devices at home. I have no idea how many people may have seen it!!!

So sorry for you, but that genuinely made me lol.

Damnloginpopup · 22/06/2025 21:51

edagiago · 21/06/2025 11:55

I recently ordered a dildo on ebay. They always come in a box so didn't think anything more about it.

Few days later I had a knock at my door, Opened the door and the postie handed me a dildo, No box to be seen but the seller did put it in a jiffy envelope, You could clearly see what it was because the outline of the entire thing was evident for all to see, My postie was holding it by the shaft (through the envelope)

I now cringe every time I see his royal mail van on my street!

But who is the more ifted?

AmIEnough · 26/06/2025 07:43

@FlamingoFloss omg!! I’m so sorry for your condition, it sounds awful but my goodness this made me laugh out loud this morning!

AmIEnough · 26/06/2025 07:49

MrsEmmelineLucas · 21/06/2025 05:04

😂i do wish the laugh emoji was still on the options!

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Me too!!!! This one is hilarious!!! Definitely wins the game!! 🤣🤣🤣

TheyFuckYouUpYourMamAndDad · 26/06/2025 08:32

FlamingoFloss · 19/06/2025 20:01

I have a vulval skin condition and periodically take photos to keep a check on it. We have an Amazon Alexa screen in our kitchen. One day, my husband said to me, ‘have you been taking pictures of your bits cos it’s on display in the kitchen ?’. My phone had been auto uploading my phone pics to google
pbotos and displaying on our devices at home. I have no idea how many people may have seen it!!!

You are not alone 🤗

I did exactly the same, but with selfies of the horrific haemorrhoids hanging out of my arse! 😳😳😳

My two daughters and their friends were treated to a brilliantly graphic slide show of ‘mum’s bumpy bum hole’ (as it was thereafter referred to!)

So moriftifying! 😩

pinkdragonfruitlatte · 26/06/2025 12:37

@TheyFuckYouUpYourMamAndDad sorry but 😂😂😂😂

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