Morifted

[Donut22]

This is TMI but omg someone save me 🙈🙈🙈I had Abit of alone time this morning with an adult toy 🙈I've put it in the sink to give it a wash (did say TMI 😅) then my phone rang and I got distracted and FORGOT ABOUT IT!!! I've left it in the bathroom sink ALL day no one has said a word and I've just found it now still in the sink 🙈🙈 I want to find a black hole and never ever come out of it 😅 I am literally morifted 😫😫😫😫😫😫 now I'm telling mumsnet because I've no one else to be mortified with 😅what has my life become 😅🙈🙈🙈

Well, I’m planning to use it from now on. It’ll be a change from naice ham, especially as I am a vegetarian.

Oh heck I too have a condition (LS) where I should check but I have the fear that something like that would happen to me

Omg this thread!! 🤣

Ha no it was my kids. 😄

Oh @FlamingoFloss !!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OP doesn’t actually say she’s at home. Maybe she’s American (they call toilets the bathroom there) and was alone at work for a while, left the vibrator in the toilet hand basin and then all her colleagues showed up.

Now that would be moritfying 😆

👍🤣

I was about to google Morifted because I assumed it was a sort of sex toy, and I wanted to see what it looked like 😂

Yes it’s LS!!

The way he just randomly threw it out there “have you been taking pictures of your bits?” 🤣🤣

Just loudly say to no one in particular, oh nooo, where have I put my back massager , I’m in agony with this bloody sciatica!

Oh no 😂😂😂 you definitely win the award here haha.

(not laughing at your skin condition part obviously)

@PondUnderTrees what’s the story with naice ham? I keep seeing people use ‘naice’ but I don’t know the background

The exact origins of ‘naice’ are probably lost in the mists of time now, it’s been an MN ‘thing’ for aeons. A long time ago I won a mug (for what Shakespeare would post iirc) - unfortunately arrived with a broken handle so it’s used as a pen pot.

I have so been there. I had been to the ladies before I got on the train, took my long coat off and put it on my seat and then walked up about 4 or 5 carriages looking for the buffet cart for a cup of tea. It was while I was waiting in the queue that a lady whispered, "do you know your skirt is tucked in your knickers?"

Everyone had seen my bottom as I travelled through and now, I had to go all the way back and face them. If I hadn't left my coat on my chair I would have left the train at the next stop!

I walked through a town centre like this once, eventually a lady told me, I was only about 16 and so embarrassed, 😂

Christ how do you cope on the beach if being in pants and a dress makes you “effectively naked”? 🙄

@iamnotalemon it was a typo from years ago, a story about a supermarket experience which I can’t remember, but the poster said she’d picked up some “naice” ham, when she meant “nice”. It became a bit of a middle class MN joke.

And the pointless comment of the day award goes to... 🙄

I had a gorgeous linen shirt with buttonholes that were much too big for the buttons and I was wearing this with a backpack and somehow the fabric got caught up and I discover I was going down the escalator at Heathrow bearing my bra. Fortunately my bras are very respectable ones but a guy coming up the escalator on the other side was having a smirk at me.

@SalfordQuays ahhh thanks for explaining

OP is never coming back to this thread. She is morifted.

I'd love to know what we are talking about - a rabbit, a bullet, something in between.

Oh god you win the Internet 😂😂😂

I once tried to give an old vibrator to charity by mistake. I was having a clear out and had two bags on the go - old stuff good enough for charity, old stuff (odd socks, ratty t shirts) for the tip. The vibrator was supposed to go in the tip bag.

It was only when I was in the charity shop and opened the bag to show the old lady behind the counter that yes it was all clothes, and no I hadn't mixed in books (which needed to be taken to the specialist book branch) or forbidden electrical items, that we both saw the big purple vibrator sitting on top of the pile of nasty old t shirts.

She said "I think that counts as an electrical item". I said "yes I think you are correct" and left, never to darken their door again.

When DD was in her twenties, she went shopping in the town centre wearing tight leggings in a neutral colour and matching top. She decided not to wear any knickers (probably to avoid VPL) and unfortunately the rear seam of her leggings had started to come undone, exposing a small part of her bottom! A lady very kindly told her, and she told me about it when she came home. She didn't seem to be too bothered, but I found it hilarious!