Morifted

[Donut22]

This is TMI but omg someone save me 🙈🙈🙈I had Abit of alone time this morning with an adult toy 🙈I've put it in the sink to give it a wash (did say TMI 😅) then my phone rang and I got distracted and FORGOT ABOUT IT!!! I've left it in the bathroom sink ALL day no one has said a word and I've just found it now still in the sink 🙈🙈 I want to find a black hole and never ever come out of it 😅 I am literally morifted 😫😫😫😫😫😫 now I'm telling mumsnet because I've no one else to be mortified with 😅what has my life become 😅🙈🙈🙈

I have two morifting experiences.

Years ago, my very religious parents invited their new parish curate round for dinner. Newly arrived from Africa and only young. After eating we had coffee in the sitting room. He felt something behind the cushion and pulled it out. It was one of those curling tong devices that works on a gas canister, but bears a close resemblance to a big shiny vibrator. From his reaction it was clear what he thought it was and I'll never forget my mum desperately snatching it from him and trying to demonstrate how it worked.
It was like a father Ted moment.

Second morifting experience was on a recent cruise, we returned to our cabin and found the steward had picked up, folded and left neatly on the back of the armchair, my crotchless knickers. 😳😳

😂😆🤣Please, please, PLEASE can we have the laugh emoji back?

Me too but I now have tears running down my face after reading other poster's morifted moments 🤣

I get it my lovely…..oh the scandal and the vice 😂

They probably thought it was something to unblock the plug hole.

I recently ordered a dildo on ebay. They always come in a box so didn't think anything more about it.

Few days later I had a knock at my door, Opened the door and the postie handed me a dildo, No box to be seen but the seller did put it in a jiffy envelope, You could clearly see what it was because the outline of the entire thing was evident for all to see, My postie was holding it by the shaft (through the envelope)

I now cringe every time I see his royal mail van on my street!

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This wasn't you was it?!? Zoom in on the window.. lol

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Good job Angry Kid didn't find it... (start at 19m30s if the link doesn't).

I wonder if OP found the longed for black hole as she hasn't been back!

Anonymity is a wonderful thing.

Hurraayyyyy

OK you win 😂

When I was teaching, I inadvertently projected what I was typing on my laptop onto the class interactive whiteboard. I can't remember exactly what it was - a letter to a parent perhaps - and luckily the pupils were doing a test at the time and didn't notice, so it was a bit of a non-event. But I still went hot and cold thinking of what might have happened. Thank goodness it wasn't vulva selfies!

I'd love to have been at that hearing at the General Teaching Council!

😂I am that old......

I love the word morifted and intend to use it.

Don’t really need to zoom. 😂 There’s nothing else it could possibly be is there? Were the ladies (IME it always is women) who run this shop so innocent they didn’t know what it was?

Well I see that their mission (on the shop sign) is "restoring hope to life"

It’s got to be done 🤣

Please bring back the laughing emoji.
We really need it for posts such as this one.

You win! I nearly peed laughing 😆

In the bathroom sink??

It’s amazing that the op hasn’t come back to her thread..
Wonder if it’s more made up shite