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I'm on a train opposite Liz Jones from the Daily Mail

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Zenana · 12/03/2025 17:51

From Huddersfield to York. An eye opener.

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BoldAmberDuck · 12/03/2025 21:44

MrsTigerface · 12/03/2025 19:41

Wow! I love Liz. Her writing is superb. I can see from this thread that she isn’t everyone’s cup of tea (who is) but she’s a fantastic writer. She has won loads of awards over the years and has had an incredibly successful career.

I buy the MoS specifically to read her column in the supplement (the paper itself is binned). I look forward to it massively every Sunday.

She’s ace.

Agreed

JeanGenieJean · 12/03/2025 21:46

toffeeappleturnip · 12/03/2025 21:04

It was Michael Hutchence wasn't it?

Which is convenient.

She had a one night stand with Michael Hutchence, after which he said "thank you for your support".
I have read that the rock star is made up, a mixture of Jim Kerr and Robert Plant. Everyone thought it was Kerr as she mentioned his very small eyes a lot and he took an injunction out to stop her hinting that they were in a relationship.

RosaMoline · 12/03/2025 21:50

There’s absolutely no way she had a ONS with MH
proved by the fact that her fable about the night in question has varied considerably over the years - all proved via a Google search.
She’s a liar, and anyone who believes it is extremely gullible.

blueshoes · 12/03/2025 21:54

RosaMoline · 12/03/2025 21:42

Liz’s columns are riddled with lies & contradictions.
The ‘rockstar’ for one was completely made up for the readers. If you believed any of that, I have some magic beans to sell you.

I thought so. I get the impression she ran out of material men and is writing fiction now.

IMissSparkling · 12/03/2025 22:03

I can't believe there are people who think Liz Jones is a good writer. You all need to read more widely.

gingertodgers · 12/03/2025 22:06

She was basically Katie Hopkins before Katie Hopkins. I remember her doing celeb big brother and she seemed incredibly depressed the entire time.

ApplesinmyPocket · 12/03/2025 22:11

Not Liz Jones related, but I could have written this thread, except in my case it would have been 'I'm on a train opposite Pru Leith' !

(She was absolutely lovely btw. Offered to help lift my case up onto the overhead rack - I am younger than she is but obviously look more decrepit 😆. She wore a signature 'Pru Leith' necklace and graciously accepted a stem ginger biscuit from the trolley.)

Do I get the prize for the most inconsequential post of the day?

tallhotpinkflamingo · 12/03/2025 22:15

Never heard of her, doesn't sound like I'm missing anything.

ODFOx · 12/03/2025 22:18

Is she the woman with brown curly hair who arrived at Heathrow from a warm country in deep midwinter, wearing flip flops, and moaned that she got cold toes looking for her car, or am I misremembering?
Was she dressed appropriately OP?

NetZeroZealot · 12/03/2025 22:20

Zenana · 12/03/2025 20:42

@NetZeroZealot Check my posting history and you can see I'm not her.

It was supposed to be tongue in cheek

DurinsBane · 12/03/2025 22:33

Who?

Cojones · 12/03/2025 22:48

I don’t get Liz Jones, she may write well but she doesn’t hold anything back. Must be very hard on anyone she’s involved with, knowing everything is going to be dissected and shared with anyone reading her column, blog whatever. Very little discretion that one.

ScienceFanGirl · 12/03/2025 22:52

ExcessiveNumberOfNinjas · 12/03/2025 20:49

I see your sitting opposite Liz Jones on a train and I raise you to I sat next to Samantha Brick on a plane.

Fuck me.

Was she so beautiful that you couldn't cope?

Bumcake · 12/03/2025 23:19

DurinsBane · 12/03/2025 22:33

Who?

Would you consider using Google at all?

thestudio · 12/03/2025 23:20

You don't get free train travel after retirement! You get a senior railcard which gives you a bit of a discount.

I've met Liz Jones and as the OP says, she's very awkward IRL and to me it looked as though she's suffered from a serious eating disorder all her life - she's brittly thin, and just seemed physically damaged somehow.

When I met her she must have been in her early fifties but was wearing tower heels that hobbled her. She actually hobbled. Her very dark eyeliner was brutal in the context of a middle-aged face with no fat on it (I am middle-aged myself and have pretty much stopped wearing makeup for this reason).

I hate what she stands for but honestly - I felt incredibly sad.

PlayingDevilsAdvocateisinteresting · 12/03/2025 23:23

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 12/03/2025 19:22

I just remember her saying (when she was supposedly broke) that Jo Malone candles at £50 a pop were some of her ‘essentials’.

Being "broke" can mean so many different things to different people can't it? But I think if well known people talk - or write - about being broke, in any public foram, then they should actually be long(ish) term broke. Therefore no Sky TV, or Netflix, etc but needing to go to a food bank at least twice a month, no going out to the pub unless for a very rare special occassion, no takeaways - again unless saved up for a special occasion, and obviously they couldn't afford to have a car, or take taxis...

Thank goodness I have been lucky enough to never be that broke, but I have spent many years when my children were younger, penny pinching, and borrowing from Peter to pay Paul. Baked beans on toast, with a little grated cheese was at one time our dinners twice a week, but that was fine, and it usually meant that I could stretch to us having a cheap chicken roast dinner on Sunday, with left overs on Monday night.

So when people like Liz talk about being broke, but with buying Jo Malone's candles as necessities, it does tend to annoy me quite a lot. I have no problem with living in a country where people who work hard, and maybe study hard, have a good standard of living, but I must admit that I hate it when people who have worked very hard for almost all their adult lives, sometimes doing the jobs most of us would hate doing, and yet never get paid their true worth, and live - if they are 'lucky' - just above the poverty line.

furryleopard · 12/03/2025 23:41

Periodicnamechanger · 12/03/2025 20:24

OP, the Trans Pennine train from Manchester to Huddersfield to York doesn’t go via Wakefield. There is a chugger from Huddersfield to York that goes round the houses (including Wakefield) but you said she was already on it. You also mentioned she tapped her pass but you can’t pay on those trains. Is that you, Liz?

The line between Huddersfield and Leeds is closed at present due to the Transpennine upgrade works so there are bus replacements and the few direct trains that are running to Leeds are going on the Wakefield track (which is taking so long it's killing me).

There are TPE trains that run Manchester Piccadilly - Hudds- Wakefield -York though, although not a direct usual route, at the minute it might be a better option?

Sorry I realise this is a boring post but I think these trains might be my specialist subject.

JemimaTab · 12/03/2025 23:46

RosaMoline · 12/03/2025 21:42

Liz’s columns are riddled with lies & contradictions.
The ‘rockstar’ for one was completely made up for the readers. If you believed any of that, I have some magic beans to sell you.

I've read a couple of her more recent columns and they really do stretch credibility. All about setting private investigators after her latest love interest, finding out he's 3-timing her, and somehow still wanting to pursue a relationship with him. I don't believe a word of it.

biscuitlovers · 12/03/2025 23:50

I love Liz's articles, take them with a pinch of salt and look forward to reading them - shame they are in MOS though.

Thunderpants88 · 12/03/2025 23:57

user1469569516 · 12/03/2025 19:15

This is where she lives now. It's a lovely house:
https://www.onthemarket.com/details/13715630/#/photos/1

It’s not lovely

StScholastica · 13/03/2025 00:21

Met her about 10 years ago in Cornwall.
My DD told her bother to "mind the old lady" 🙄.

Confusedmeanderings · 13/03/2025 00:41

voubledision · 12/03/2025 19:58

@MrsTigerface don't buy the MOS, on Saturdays google "Liz Jones Diary" you can read it then, if you get the adverts or asked to subscribe use "reader view" (if iPhone or iPad). That's how I do it!

Anybody know how to do this on an android phone?

Swuirrelsaremarauders · 13/03/2025 00:43

thestudio · 12/03/2025 23:20

You don't get free train travel after retirement! You get a senior railcard which gives you a bit of a discount.

I've met Liz Jones and as the OP says, she's very awkward IRL and to me it looked as though she's suffered from a serious eating disorder all her life - she's brittly thin, and just seemed physically damaged somehow.

When I met her she must have been in her early fifties but was wearing tower heels that hobbled her. She actually hobbled. Her very dark eyeliner was brutal in the context of a middle-aged face with no fat on it (I am middle-aged myself and have pretty much stopped wearing makeup for this reason).

I hate what she stands for but honestly - I felt incredibly sad.

She has had an eating disorder all her life. I find everything she stands for appalling and repellent . She is totally self obsessed, a raging snob and seems to be totally preoccupied with finding a man. She is obviously impossibly difficult to have a relationship with because her self regard and snobbery are off the scale. She’s a very damaged woman . She’s also a total fantasist and liar.

Zenana · 13/03/2025 07:38

NetZeroZealot · 12/03/2025 22:20

It was supposed to be tongue in cheek

You never know with Mumsnet!

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