I'm on a train opposite Liz Jones from the Daily Mail

[Zenana]

From Huddersfield to York. An eye opener.

Eye-opener? Can you say more?

Start up a crazy conversation and you’ll be in her next piece in the paper 😁

It's going to be fun if she starts idly scrolling Mumsnet during the train journey

Start reading the Liz Jones thread on Tattle in her line of sight.

Don't stare at her ears

Are you?... or are you LJ looking at her reflection🤔...

What on earth was she doing in Huddersfield, I wonder?

Please share what you've heard..

Say hi from me. I love Liz ❤️

I’m fascinated! I hope you strike up a conversation.

Definitely start up a chat

But pretend you don't know who she is

Can you ask her who the rock star is?

Is she glamorous?

Play Simple Minds songs on your phone and see if she looks awkward

Question her about her views on the Blackshirts and who she thinks is the modern equivalent.

Though I am concerned you would recognise someone who writes for the said paper, other than the former Prime Minister.

I'm surprised that she goes up North tbh.

She has/had a house in N Yorkshire. Absolutely slated her neighbours

You obviously know who she is

Ah didn't know that.

I will have to look that up.

Ask her how David is doing ?

Ah, Jizz Loans. She was always being discussed on here, back in the day. Say hi from me.

I have a bit of a soft spot for her.

I do feel a bit sorry for her regarding her twattish ex husband.