What normal things can you not do?

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I can’t blow up a balloon. It hurts my ears
I can’t click

Tongue curl

I'll give that a go next time.

I do it with no issues, but the hooks have to be straight. If one is slightly off, that's it, it is impossible!

Click fingers
Whistle with my fingers
Do my bra up at the back
Cough/throw up/trampoline without wetting myself
Remember the correct spelling of their/thier

Oh, and wink

Left from right.spell bed with fingers and an imaginary 'e' left is b and right is d.

I can't blow up a balloon either. I get one puff in, and then can't get it to inflate any further

That is an inherited thing. Means both your parents couldn't do this either.

This is amazing! I can do absolutely every one of these things except play golf or change a tire ( never tried ). Sorry if that's a brag.
I am having trouble thinking of what I can't do. Ah, roll my R's in Spanish.

Apparently it's a recessive gene, as my biology high school teacher said anyway!

Get pregnant!

I can’t roll my r’s either. I can swim enough to go swimming but not enough to save my life if I found myself in water

Also I can't vision things like how to decorate, what style to dress.
I just can't

I cannot keep my mouth shut.

I have to say something.

I've come to the conclusion I'm pretty rubbish at life ( and the doing up bras behind my own back thing )

I can't wiggle my toes properly or separate them. I can just about move them up and down but all in one go, so I can't for example just raise my big toe by itself. Been that way since I was a kid. I remember for some reason needing a plaster on my toe at primary school and the school nurse was really surprised I couldn't do any of that.

Can't whistle. I have taught myself to do the most pathetic tiny whistle as an adult.

Ride a bike

me either.

Curl my hair. My hair curls at the hairdresser. No appliances at home work.

I can drive automatic though.

I don't mind not being able to do up a bra from the back, but I'd love to be able to do a bikini top.

And super annoying this morning. I couldn't remember the word "snooze" to switch off Alexa. Worse was I used my snooze time trying to remember the word.

me too, I can drive automatic and stick

Know my right from my left without making an "L" with my left hand.

Use a dimmer switch properly.

Whistle